Monkeys Fist

The cunts that go to them?

Wasted opportunity tbh- we know he’s fucking minted. The real question- ribbed or bobbled?

Which he reads out loud to his poor, timid, longing-for-deafness, wife.

This walking heart attack explains how we’ve ended up with the shitshow we’ve got, tbh.

Boldon’s own Gordon Geekoid.

Django Reinhardt is incredible tbh, considering what happened to his left hand. You can see in the clip above that he’s only got two functional fingers , I think it was as a result of a fire?

This. Which is a remix of this This is what Pink Floyd would sound like if they’d formed in the 1990s. The remix uses the same guitar parts from Gilmour but is more, well, colourful

Curious how you’d know that?

That cunt Sunak has started something bringing Moonpig back, hasn’t he?

Who?

Oh I know that. Whilst blithely ignoring how much their heroes cost them by dishing out dodgy Covid ppe contracts to their mates. But that’s ok because most of them were white.

Who, other than these two ubercunts Sunak and Blobfish, honestly gives a flying fuck about some desperate folk crossing the Channel? People can just barely afford to live, our work and human rights are being eroded faster than East Anglia, sick and disabled people are about to be told to get to (non-existent) work, and these fuckers are screaming about immigrants???? It’s absolutely fucking insane.

Don’t think - just be sausage.

How dare you sir!

I don’t see how Sugartits donning the dancing pants and making her husband The Prince of Wails would be that stressful tbh.

FIGHT!!!!

La Mer(de).

Aye, but the rest of them are totally reasonable?

6 is “La Squat Francais “.

It’s ironic she’s against people changing their bodies to improve their mental health, given the amount of plastic surgery she’s had.

The dude approves 5-0, but that’s just, like, my opinion man.

Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene