Monkeys Fist

paging @Gemmill

If he does, we’ve got a decent looking bench. I don’t think anything The Nonce does will make any difference tbh. He’s clearly lost the dressing room.

Reported.

5 minutes extra time. 3-0 then, come on!

It’ll be the most noise they’ve made so far.

5-0 on the cards here.

Haaallllll!

That’s a bit close for my liking. Can you fuck off to China for a few months please?

If these don’t respond to losing at home, looking at our bench, I can see Edward giving them some on the 60 minute mark.

MIIIIIGGGGGYYYY

If anyone’s interested, I had Chicken Balti for tea. No rice, just Naan.

It always amazes me that Maguire’s head doesn’t have its own moon.

Corner. Big Joe to score.

Just checking- @Dr Gloom- are you at home in that there London?

I’m not sure if I’ve said before, but he’s a fucking minger- delivered to his Darras Hall ken several times when I was working for Sainsburys and the gaff was like a tramps nest- empty box’s, old pizza , random shite all over it.

The MiG is on, rockets will be fired at The Onanist

BDB?

Targett injured already? Ffs

Onanist- absolutely wank

Just seen- yes they have.

I’ve not seen the Manure lineup. Have they got Cack Hands in goal?

I’m actually quite chilled about this. If we lose, no biggy, it was a second string. When we beat them, it’ll be funny as fuck. It’s a Wynn/Wynn.

Whilst screaming “ Jooee-leeen-ton!”