soccermom

I'd steer clear if i were you hips, she sounds worse than Wyki's ex, and obviously thinks everyone's daft to boot. Maybe you're right. I have to say that after my initial suspicions a few weeks ago 'she' has appeared a lot more credible - after all, who, in their right mind, would try to lie their way into our hearts by claiming they were from DURHAM??!!!111 I mean, Durham, of all places!! You might have a point. Hey, I've offered to prove it. I think you all prefer the not knowing! Like I would ever give one of you lot my number! I'd be passed round quicker than SMO's STD. So how do you intend to prove it if you wont call someone, you wont post pictures... I think you'll find I said I would call. Wipe off ya goggles and read above posts babe!

You're laughing, think how I feel, The only ones I own live in a drawer and take batteries ffs.

Her cock. Martin I'm not a man. And I think I can prove it to you. Oh and thanks I was just trying to say merry xmas to everyone and spread a bit of cheer across the board. But once again it's turned into a "Does Mom have a cock debate"!!! Not very festive.

I just corrected a typo thats all More haste, less speed and all that!

Merry Christmas Everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'd steer clear if i were you hips, she sounds worse than Wyki's ex, and obviously thinks everyone's daft to boot. Maybe you're right. I have to say that after my initial suspicions a few weeks ago 'she' has appeared a lot more credible - after all, who, in their right mind, would try to lie their way into our hearts by claiming they were from DURHAM??!!!111 I mean, Durham, of all places!! You might have a point. Hey, I've offered to prove it. I think you all prefer the not knowing! Like I would ever give one of you lot my number! I'd be passed round quicker than SMO's STD.

I like the name I've got, but thanks for the suggestions If I change it may confuse me and again I'm not a man, I did offer to prove it and phone wacky, but he's chicken, Think the daft little man persumes I'm gonna stalk him, but that was not my intention at all I just thought out of everyone you lot would believe his word, I just wanted to put the "soccermom is a man" rumours to rest.

You're a strange little man!!

I give up. Think whatever the hell you like.

Nope

Yeah thats usually the way it goes. She had her birthday 2 days ago too so I kinda used up all my ideas on that, plus I always have to do the buying for my dad too so I had to think about what he could get her. More jewellery and P.J's are out of the question. Got her a Wii from dad, but she only wants the Wii sport which it comes with, tried to suss out if she likes the Wii fit cos I love playing that at my fella's ( hula hoops are the future, can't walk that tightrope though, gosh thats hard to do!!), but she seems to have a hatred for it ( think its cos it weighs you and stuff, she's touchy when it comes to that kinda thing) and she wouldn't play regular games, unless they do a deal or no deal one. Any non-clothes, non-jewellery, non-household related ideas??? Is he the father of your child? No he's not. I'm divorced. I was married to the father of my child, and yes we were married before I had him, 4 years before I had him. Thanks tho lads and ladesses, think I'm gonna go down the theatre route, Mum does like a reason for a good old dress up! OK Colin. Can I just let everyone on here know that soccermom is infact a man pretending to be a lady. Sorry peeps but I just don't get it? Who is colin? And I am not a man. I'm not posting a pic. Wacky PM me your mobile number and I'll ring you. I'll prove I'm not a man. This is getting fucking ridiculous. I don't know why you are all so suspicious, I haven't professed to be anything I'm not.

Typo. I could eat it all again now! Just woke up Have the mother of all hangovers. I need a head and stomach transplant. Stat. I'm dying, need a magic chinese to make it all better. You'll end up going off with a bang Do you like motorbikes SM? Motorbikes?? Never really thought about them. Don't think I'll ever have the need to think about them tbh. Why? Are you random statement man?

Yeah thats usually the way it goes. She had her birthday 2 days ago too so I kinda used up all my ideas on that, plus I always have to do the buying for my dad too so I had to think about what he could get her. More jewellery and P.J's are out of the question. Got her a Wii from dad, but she only wants the Wii sport which it comes with, tried to suss out if she likes the Wii fit cos I love playing that at my fella's ( hula hoops are the future, can't walk that tightrope though, gosh thats hard to do!!), but she seems to have a hatred for it ( think its cos it weighs you and stuff, she's touchy when it comes to that kinda thing) and she wouldn't play regular games, unless they do a deal or no deal one. Any non-clothes, non-jewellery, non-household related ideas??? Is he the father of your child? No he's not. I'm divorced. I was married to the father of my child, and yes we were married before I had him, 4 years before I had him. Thanks tho lads and ladesses, think I'm gonna go down the theatre route, Mum does like a reason for a good old dress up!

Happy Birthday Many Happy Returns Congratulations

Typo. I could eat it all again now! Just woke up Have the mother of all hangovers. I need a head and stomach transplant. Stat. I'm dying, need a magic chinese to make it all better.

I am a fat cow!! I do love my grub!! We know love. Cheeky!

Check its what you ordered.... And not last nights left overs.... Stuffing my face as we type, its bleedin' lovely. chicken and char siu chow mein, chips and sweet and sour sauce, Mmmmmm Greedy bastard I aspire to be a fat lass one day!! I do love my grub!!

Check its what you ordered.... And not last nights left overs.... Stuffing my face as we type, its bleedin' lovely. chicken and char siu chow mein, chips and sweet and sour sauce, Mmmmmm

Hey, ordered a chines 11minutes ago and it's just arrived!! Couldn't believe how quick it was, actually checked the time log on my phone Bloody marvelous.

Beauthy stuff and treatments are a big no no, sensitive skin, yes honestly she'll harp on about the burning sensation for weeks! Handbags this woman has more than harrods. Tickets for a show are a good idea tho! you know if you can but vouchers or does it have to be a specific show, hey with this woman I'm bound to pick something she doesn't like, Theres also the fear she may drag me along with her. Hey on the plus side it'll be fun to see the pain on dads face as he's being dragged along

Wham!

Yeah thats usually the way it goes. She had her birthday 2 days ago too so I kinda used up all my ideas on that, plus I always have to do the buying for my dad too so I had to think about what he could get her. More jewellery and P.J's are out of the question. Got her a Wii from dad, but she only wants the Wii sport which it comes with, tried to suss out if she likes the Wii fit cos I love playing that at my fella's ( hula hoops are the future, can't walk that tightrope though, gosh thats hard to do!!), but she seems to have a hatred for it ( think its cos it weighs you and stuff, she's touchy when it comes to that kinda thing) and she wouldn't play regular games, unless they do a deal or no deal one. Any non-clothes, non-jewellery, non-household related ideas???

eugh maybe some should though, to hide their man boobs, ha ha Liking the xmas avatar btw Thanks! Tried to get one of my girls to pose with Christmas accessories but they flatly refused Ha Ha the little primadonnas!!l The cat I had growing up was too lazy to put up a fight about anything, If you'd put a hat on his head He'd have thought it a good way to get out of being moved to somewhere less awkward, he kinda had the whole ostrich syndrome thing going on.

Anyone else having difficulty buying for someone this year? Its the same every year for me, always my mum, never likes what anyone gets her and has everything anyone could ever want, and a spare just in case. You can't give her money or vouchers cos " thats not thinking about it or making it personal". I'm stumped, the only hobby she has is buying more shite. Any Ideas folks?