Christmas Tree

Went for Burn just ahead of Joelinton. Nowt in it but he just closed the door at the back.

Two worthless bits of information today. 1. I ran into this fellows ghost/doppelgänger in Keswick greggs. 2. I love it in the lakes when you get the jets practicing their low flying. 2 screaming along the valley over buttermere and an extremely low flying nimrod over Ambleside. Last night tonight so a few real ales and a lamb kofta pizza to finish the holiday. Fallbarrow gets a 9/10 from me.

First of all, so fucking happy for Miggy Can’t understand people struggling for streams when you can get top quality iptv for £1 a week. Someone on here put me onto it and you get a choice of good streams every week. Ive even got a perfect stream in a Lake District bar on the lap top. Fucking pound a week! Get it paid. Also, happy fucking days

Some shit game called incoherent. Never again

It will get better Renton. Ive just had to have a sit down in Bowness high street and explain what a raging boner meant to an 11 year old. It came up on some weird card game we played last night. Little fucker never stopped asking questions after that

It’s fairly simple. I’m an optimist but also very nervous.

4-1 to us Looking like it’s going to be two of us trying to watch on my phone if the signal holds out.

I only came here to Bed Wet about my team

A week ago maybe but I’m full Sausage now

I’m broken today. Too old for post match celebrations. Going to be a tough few years when we start winning trophy’s

I’m in heaven “can’t upload video” Blues brothers - shake your tail feather. Random granny killing the dance floor

membership = jumping the queue for tickets. Nothing else I think.

Now in the tackiest bar in Bowness dancing in my flip flops to a live “singer”. Song: Starship, we built this city. Sorry

I’m here. Never in doubt x

Older than my mam

What an end to a game. Sent the pub crazy with our celebrations. Cramlington barmaid all over the shop. Im sure Bruno was still in our half just before Willock crossed Fucking loved it. Just need a pub to show the dodgy games on Wednesday.

Prime seats, no sound, barmaid from cramlington and I think I’ve got the shits. Also get Almiron off and maxi.

Dog walk along the lake was lovely this morning. No boats, just swans rippling the water. Now off to to Grizedale to walk off last nights pizza and beer in anticipation of a lot more beer this afternoon.

Lol, had a drive up the kirkstone pass to Pattetdale, glenridding and then Keswick for lunch (greggs), shouting fuck off Wyki to every cyclist holding up the traffic Bowness has been canny Tbf. Found some new back street pubs and even booked a prime seat for the match. Fallbarrow very nice. 50 yards to the lake with a cup of tea in one hand, dog in the other.

It was. I posted about it 3 days ago.

Goodbye Boldon, Hello Lake DistriCT. Apologies in advance for the upcoming drunk posts

He’s ok as a political reporter but I would have thought a bit lightweight for the top job.