Christmas Tree

Alf was a funny little hard cunt who everyone was shit scared of who used to wear pants 2 sizes too small for him. Charming!

Truly tremendous Mr Pud.

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out. I think he looks like someone off the tv too, I can't think who though. Sometimes I get that bloke off the orange ads off cheeky bastards!!! To be fair to you mate, you're nowt like how you described yourself. I was expecting a shorter, fatter, ginger version of Danny Devito but you're far from it. Ha ha.

Alf Stewart? Have to look that one up when I get in? Mac, what do you do?

Awwrite big man, mon eh Bursaspor. A divn't speak Jormin. What's that mean? Haha you look THE spit of Kenny Miller. oooo, what a wounder comment. I prefer to think of myself back then as a young Robson Green. Good old Benidorm I'm in there if I remember right. Nowt wrong wi Kenny Miller apart fae he's a D.O.B. so he is. arrrhhh cheers mate, I knew I could rely on yee for a few comforting words. I feel blessed. I'm sure I know CT ye naa. He's either given me a lift in his taxi or he reminds me of someone off the tele. I can't work it out. I think he looks like someone off the tv too, I can't think who though. Sometimes I get that bloke off the orange ads off cheeky bastards!!!

Excellent stuff

Here comes Bobby!

dropped (at least for tonight)

On Saturday we were saying he'd be a talk-in guest worth seeing as he couldn't give a fuck about offended certain people. Spot on. He'd be totally straight, have some excellent stories and be able to communicate them in an eloquent and humorous way. I agree with him about the FA Cup as well Obviously not the finished article yet though.

He has always come across as intelligent and articulate whenever interviewed. He seems to have come on a great deal in respect of the 'red mist', but it will always be around the corner somewhere I think. Some folk seem to think that the self destruct button can be disconneted at will, and will never appreciate that it's in his dna. I bet there's a lot of problems we all have that we wish we could just stop but can't seem to do. Some people's problems are a lot more problematic than others, yet we find it difficult to appreciate this fact. I bet he wishes he could just turn it off forever, but, hey, life isn't like that. I'll no doubt get slaughtered for this. Couldn't give a shit, bring it on. 100% agree

On Saturday we were saying he'd be a talk-in guest worth seeing as he couldn't give a fuck about offended certain people. Spot on. He'd be totally straight, have some excellent stories and be able to communicate them in an eloquent and humorous way.

Always talks well . Would be a canny one to see on the circuit.

I will end my career with United Chronny

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast I was terrified of dropping them and falling asleep. I do not miss night feeds whatsoever. Cant fault you, having done my fair share with the three girls. However as the little chap has been on the old breast, Ive had little to do and must confess to being a teeny weeny bit jealous of not being involved. Dirty bastard. Every new dads had a try of mother natures milk havent we dads ......Dads..... Dads? Oh well

Now thats my type of fitness regime... Did you not look a bit silly going through the drive-in in your running gear?

If he's such a fool to waste so much money gambling, more fool him. Translated for Ant If you hadn't all been nasty to him he would still be having a pint and crisps in the big market.

You yer Kernt! While the baby was in hospital I was giving him lots of cuddles and singing to him various nursery ryhmes traaa, la laaa, la laaa, la laaaaaa....... Fucking ended up on several occasions transforming into Tolololo!!!!!!!!! which he loved.

Just thought I would be clever and try and sync our lasses Iphone as she never ever does it. Ive wiped everything, Contacts, Music, Messages, photos and the only back-up showing is mine. Shes about six feet away, blissfully unaware. To own up now or let her discover the truth while I run an errand.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast Tell me about it, can barely get him to sit on my knee for 5 seconds these days before he's running off to throw lego around and make gun noises etc etc. BTW, how painful is a strategically placed piece of lego on the stairs when stood on by the bare foot. Time to sow some more seeds. How about ? How about you man up and

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast I was terrified of dropping them and falling asleep. I do not miss night feeds whatsoever. Cant fault you, having done my fair share with the three girls. However as the little chap has been on the old breast, Ive had little to do and must confess to being a teeny weeny bit jealous of not being involved.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast Tell me about it, can barely get him to sit on my knee for 5 seconds these days before he's running off to throw lego around and make gun noises etc etc. BTW, how painful is a strategically placed piece of lego on the stairs when stood on by the bare foot. Time to sow some more seeds.

Not to mention keeping abreast of TT chatter. Nice you've got your priorities aligned well I used to do that when the little'un was newborn. Sleep downstairs on the settee with him in his moses basket on the floor next to me so she could get some shut eye. Nowt better than waking up at 3 in the morning having to bottle feed a bairn in the pitch black whilst falling asleep with them in your arms. Happy days that go too fast

Had an interesting few days in Treesville. Mrs Tree had a day op on Friday and whilst home the same day, has been on painkillers and unable to do anything for 4 Days (though I think there's a tad milking the situation creeping in as we speak). Add also into this tale of woe, that our 3 month old has been breast fed since birth, however due to anasthetics etc, the breasts have been down of late. So for the last 4 days I have done everything. Cook, clean, Nurse wife, sort baby's every whim as well as three hourly feeds 24/7. I've even been sleeping downstairs with the little chap to help her sleep and recover. To say Im royally fucked would be an under statement. Been fun though and nice to have such a close time with the little fella. Have even managed to set a cabinet up in the conservatory, in front of the treadmill, with a telly on so I can watch and walk at the same time.