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What did he look like in your dream? I had a dream last night that I was on the bed with Princess Di (alive I might add) and Charles walked into the room then ran off in a huff. Next thing I know, a few relatives ran in saying I better watch out as he was getting Mi6 involved. They all cleared off and I got stuck back into Di.

Bored Bored Bored and Bored some more! On babysitting duty and the match isnt on for a while, no football gossip to be found on the web and toontastic has descended into the usual dull DannyB fest. Need something contraversial to happen or at least a signing to liven things up a bit.

Carroll out according to radio

Don't usually watch many other teams, but caught a bit of the arsenal Leeds and enjoyed it. Anyone know if it's on normal telly tonight.

Plus 1 I think there was another one against blackburn (the you tube quality is shit) where its direct and he does the same blast along the floor.

We could also give this one a go

Well you could list the times you remember it coming off for a start. With my memory Need someone with a Shearers goals dvd For future reference: "seem" and "don't" are not synonyms. It rarely beat the wall as I remember it, I used to groan when we were lining it up. Never understood english very well Had a quick google and it says he only ever scored from 5 free kicks for us. Obviously all of those wont have been the type I fer too, so you may be right with 2. Im honestly amazed as I though he had scored a lot more. Still think its a canny free kick to try again.

Well you could list the times you remember it coming off for a start. With my memory Need someone with a Shearers goals dvd

Nobby used to tap it to Shearer who usually welly it either at knee height or under the wall like a rocket.

I was being serious like and I seem to remember it coming off a lot more than twice. (don't know how we'd check ). I'm not suggesting it's the only thing we do, more that it was something we used to do from a certain range (close in) and something we don't do now. I also think Enrique could execute it, given the power of his shot. I even thought they were about to do it against Sunderland when Enrique took up position only for Barton to shoo him away at the last minute before skying it.

Aye jumper sort of thing to keep the cold out!

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Couldn't resist, I'll admit it. me too. I was off to the gym and needed motivation Cheeky fuckers that picture was BEFORE I'd put on weight! Are your arms heavily tattooed or is it just that picture? Nope. Having always being relatively thin, I always think ratios look a bit dodgy on thin people. Obviously they're a lot more common now than they were 20 years ago when I would have probably being at that age for getting something done. Also not very keen on neadles. As your reading through some old stuff, you might want to look for a thread called tatoo fail, I think, that was quite funny.

Interesting that Pardew seemed to throw cold water on a striker being a priority earlier in the week and is now saying he has more pressing transfer priorities than SWP.

Couldn't resist, I'll admit it. me too. I was off to the gym and needed motivation Cheeky fuckers that picture was BEFORE I'd put on weight!

Whats funny about that?

Had lots of chances though and hasnt delivered......so far.

The article in the chronny goes on to say how impressed he was with Guthries second half display against sunderland.

Agree about the set pieces being better but it reallys boils my piss we are not using the old nobby to shearer blast. I think Enrique could execute that perfectly. Maybe JC will introduce it.

Guthrie definitely starts and Carrol "extremely doubtful". Pardew

Imagine how many you would have had if it hadnt been for that very long mysterious absense last year .

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Very Good. Kicking mid 30's though so you are getting to that age where all these curries will start to mount up. Your also single as well which gives you a lot of freedom for extra activities such as five a side and the gym. The bottom line is a healthy diet and its pretty much that simple. Weight watchers is like the diet equivalent of patches for packing in the fags. The weekly weigh gives you that bit of extra motivation to stick to a healthier diet. (I would also refer you to the bit of my post explaining weight watchers being free for the first 24 weeks). You should give it a go. You might even find it a good place to make new friends and chat up women It's all starting to make sense now why you gan? With a wife and four kids Ive got more than enough on my plate, but getting Stevie fixed up and shagged would help him a lot imo. Oh dear More obsession with me, I am fixed up in a stress free relationship with someone young enough to be your daughter, and this week financially something could happen which would put me in another league financially, so I'm as happy as a pig in shit my friend despite being ill, still though it's interesting that you like discussing your own and other people who you don't knows private life, says to me you don't have many actual friends to discuss it with? Maybe it's your situation that makes you come across as a bitter old cunt? Good luck with your weight loss though. You need to get down to about 12st for your height I'd imagine. You'll have to expand on that???????? It is after all, a thread started by YOU, telling US about your physical condition and asking all of US about OURS

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Very Good. Kicking mid 30's though so you are getting to that age where all these curries will start to mount up. Your also single as well which gives you a lot of freedom for extra activities such as five a side and the gym. The bottom line is a healthy diet and its pretty much that simple. Weight watchers is like the diet equivalent of patches for packing in the fags. The weekly weigh gives you that bit of extra motivation to stick to a healthier diet. (I would also refer you to the bit of my post explaining weight watchers being free for the first 24 weeks). You should give it a go. You might even find it a good place to make new friends and chat up women Why are you so obsessed with me and what's very good? Seriously I hope I haven't psychologically damaged you, I think I have though, I'm sorry if I have. I can see you need to do this weight watchers thing, your profile picture in that 1999 Newcastle top your waist is like Barry Fry's, why have you blocked out your face as well As if your belly isn't a big enough disgrace why block out your face too, it cant be that bad? However it is wasting money, if you had more energy and were happier in yourself you'[d just go to the gym although people are thinner at the gym. I think that's part of what puts people off who are obese, because theer are so many fit people there. Oh dear, your oggling my waistline and im obsessed The very good comment was a compliment for your humerous post which made me chuchkle. If you could stick to that sort of thing and lose the anger you would be a much happier chappy. btw I love your obsession with myself and other posters that YOU have done something to us And for the last time, cos you've missed it agan..... ITS FREE Ah well if it's free. I can see the merits if it's free and you're some fat little old cunt, fair enough there's no harm. Surely you have to pay for it eventually though? You just dont listen Its a motivational tool as virtually every other poster has told you. Like patches. Love a bloke in his mid 30's calling someone in their mid 40's old.

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Very Good. Kicking mid 30's though so you are getting to that age where all these curries will start to mount up. Your also single as well which gives you a lot of freedom for extra activities such as five a side and the gym. The bottom line is a healthy diet and its pretty much that simple. Weight watchers is like the diet equivalent of patches for packing in the fags. The weekly weigh gives you that bit of extra motivation to stick to a healthier diet. (I would also refer you to the bit of my post explaining weight watchers being free for the first 24 weeks). You should give it a go. You might even find it a good place to make new friends and chat up women It's all starting to make sense now why you gan? With a wife and four kids Ive got more than enough on my plate, but getting Stevie fixed up and shagged would help him a lot imo.