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  1. We should wholeheartedly give every competition we enter our best shot and enjoy the ride be it good or bad. There will always be an excuse from some as to why "now", is not the time. Trying to get promoted Trying to stay up Pushing for Europe Bla Bla Bla Bollox, all of it. Football is not just about playing the games you can win.
  2. This is by far the hardest week to pick across all leagues with lots of top teams playing each other or involved in local derbys. I will go for Leeds and Rochdale. Its a shame some of the Brains on here cant think of a way for this to continue for the rest ie a new comp starting off when its down to a few cos its very boring not being able to have a go. Also when its down to two, it may be better players having to pick three reserve teams so that if its a draw, we then count the reserves in to find a winner.
  3. Single -- 45 Joe Boxers --- Boxer Beat Urgghh!!! Album Out of the Blue by ELO Nice thread Alex, forgotten all about ELO so going to go and have another listen. Will not be checking up on Boxer Beat
  4. " Over the next 6 weeks the Trust has a total to reach but they are refusing to reveal how much because 'this is clearly a commercial issue' and 'we want to negotiate with Mr Ashley on our basis not his". Mark Jensen. Do we take it then that this financial target has now been met?
  5. Hoard an allotment while you can!
  6. Law Abiding Citizen 9/10 Really enjoyable couple of hours.
  7. Is that a question or a statement? Aint got a clue!!!!! Thats a shouldnt go near the computer when you come in pissed.
  8. For the women on here..... What pleasure is derived from eyes full of spunk.
  9. 1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) Trust me your lass wont. So thats what happens when you sign up for "Yes you Can"
  10. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...20075344AA1lSQ6 Yahoo Answers...... Answers on fucking everything Top Answer
  11. Hard to kill others but I would want to check out Deffo! Imagine all the crap he's overheard from Nurses, cleaners etc Horrible
  12. Man Trapped In 23-Year 'Coma' Was Conscious
  13. Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????
  14. Go on, spill ! And by the looks of it Andrew came then went. If anyone saw hid original utterings can they re-post them using false names to save his lasses blushes.
  15. Well I'm 43. But agreeing with his statement that most 20 somethings have tried it once sort of backs up the myth.....they knew better than to try it again. (btw shooting yourself in the eye while lying In bed doesn't count! We all seen the porn actress hold the false sperm soaked smile as the camera fades to black. This is probably followed by severe wretching. It may be amusing if any 20 somethings would like to share their experience of their one try at the cum shot. Did you know her? Did she know what was coming (no pun intended)? Did she thank you for sharing? Did she stumble into anything on her way to the bathroom? Still sceptic btw
  16. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3AFluffer Just googled it ..... Fluffer
  17. Am I right that porn sets contain women who are no good for on screen but help male talent stay hard out of shop. I'm sure they have an amusing title although ( it escapes me) they don't quite get into the end credits.
  18. I would be quite surprised if that was the case. crying out for a poll tbh!!!
  19. If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter. "regular occurrence" exactly. The pornmakers of today would have us believe that it is infact proper etiquette to finish a shag these days with a facial enhancement. I trust this is not the case and the popular choice is still the cigarette or instant sleep.
  20. 1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) 2. It has no appeal whatsoever. I can not see what pleasure either party derives from it. It goes in the same catergory as these people who like a golden shower. Thanks but no thanks. Until proven otherwise it stays in the porn myth catergory. I do take Jaw d's point about expectations from today's teenager been much higher. I would imagine a proper hairy minge would confuse the youth of today.
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