Christmas Tree

Too late. Away with the fairies Its like I will always love you in The Bodyguard. Same words, same tune, but Whitney’s version is another level from Dolly’s.

Totally this. Hopefully the rest will be a a hazy memory soon enough. I am however looking forward to seeing how the line up / style of play and improved coaching. / fitness improves them in the short term.

So, tried to control myself all week but have today sadly woken up like a small child two days before Christmas. From simply hoping to see a team that at least tries on Saturday, I have now now fell down the rabbit hole of a Keeganesque performance, wrapped in a win that starts a superb run of results. Im even imagining all sorts of scenarios such as proper pressing of the ball, Almiron and Maxi laying on chance after chance for Wilson and Joe to convert like plucking ripe apples off a tree. I feel I am just hours away from placing lots of silly scorecast bets, digging out a Newcastle shirt to wear at the match, only to rip it off when the first goal goes in and dancing in naked abandon for the match of the day cameras. Help!

We’ve got people coming this afternoon and as she can very excitable I decided to give “Marley” an extra long walk to tire the fucker out. Little twat decides to roll in fox shit

Either a shrewd confidence boosting training session or anything to avoid Adam

That emanallo fella seems pretty nailed on by all accounts. Hopefully they get him in next week.

Should be good

Interview with Amanda goes live on YouTube in 2 mins for anyone bored on their lunch hour

Just a shout for this video. 90 minutes long so not an office or phone watch. Its called Minus17 and is the story of Bournemouth’s season when EH took over. TBH it’s a great watch on its own, but even better for the old/new interviews with our new head and assistant coach. Lovely part when they are hit with injuries so EH puts his very reluctant assistant on the subs bench

The Daily Star, quoting the daily Telegraph, quoting an unnamed industry expert Dont worry about it.

Not sure how accurate the source is but

Edwards apparently has confirmed he has no job lined up.

Fuckers cancelled the YouTube stream with seconds to go.

And live presser in 3 minutes

If no one has seen Adams video it is utterly brilliant TV in all sorts of ways.

Naturally

Shes in upper sixth form and had a free afternoon. All part of my very gentle persuasion to get her to go to uni in Newcastle rather all these far flung places. IIRC I always remember Gabi Roslyn saying how great it was to go to uni up here in the days of the entertainers and I think it’s going to be a similar vibe in Newcastle over the next 5 years. Part 2 of the plan is to take her up to St Andrew’s to see that there’s fuck all there. Naturally, she’ll do what she wants

Money talks. End of.

I quite like him. Always so smiley and happy, even when he’s not happy.

Unfortunately I don’t have the face for TV or the voice for Radio. I really am gutted like as I had convinced myself we would casually bump into Eddie. Daughter couldn’t get out of school til 12.30 so just had to get a refund. (BTWBurnley tickets on sale today)

Gutted

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