Christmas Tree

I quite like that line

Youngest daughter has just asked me if I would rather win the Carabao cup this year or finish in the top 4. I said Top 4 Am I wrong?

It’s not bad for a micro chip in California making it up in 10 seconds. Better than fucking stand up if …….

I just mentioned this to my Primary teacher daughter and she just asked to do a lesson plan on ancient Egypt for 8 year olds. She is gobsmacked at what it produced

Just passing some time waiting for the women folk to get ready!!!! Anyway, decided to have a go on chatGPT. Its pretty damn impressive what answers it can give in seconds.

I actually sent you the wrong way, but hit it so weakly that you had plenty of time to run to the other side and wait for it to trickle towards you

For some reason I have the heebie jeebies about todays game. Even dreamt I missed a penalty for Newcastle and @Gemmill was in goal. I think I’ve overhyped this day in my head. Leeds at home, New Year’s Eve and a great atmosphere and now the nerves are kicking in that it’s going to be a damp squib. Im going for a very scrappy 2-1 to us with somebody sent off and a streaker.

No idea, just woke up with it after a gym session. Seen one physio who was hopeless and seeing another next week.

All my goals have been own goals since I fucked my hip at the gym Weight piled on but hoping a brisk walk on New Year’s Day removes all the added calories.

Not yet

Better than us Russian humanised robot romp

I’m starting to go through the dubbed back catalogue after watching Dark It helps that as I’ve got older it’s harder to see their lips moving. Just watched Kleo which was ok if a little mad, however I’m guessing that’s just the German sense of humour?

Well that’s an improvement on “categorically not”. Well done

Regarding the title race, I think everyone on here would have been delighted to tick off relegation as an issue and then maybe 7th or 8th. Our current position, style of play and the different area that the goals are coming from has definitely raised my hopes of staying in the top four, as mad as that actually is to type As for the title, that would just be too far fetched, wouldn’t it

I think this window might just be a bit different. If Eddie thinks 1 or 2 signings now could secure top 4, then that in turn would make summers window so much “easier” being able to offer CL football. Thats the gamble that they must be weighing up imo.

Its still a bit like discussing the coming demise of an old dog whilst discussing a new puppy

My biggest problem is the dog. Not sure if you lot over celebrate when we score, but we all tend to jump up etc etc. The dog absolutely loves a goal celebration and grabs the nearest cuddly toy and up on hind legs celebrating

I think Eddie has created a massive dilemma for the powers that be at NUFC. He has us so well placed going into the transfer window that there must be a temptation to bring some of the spending forward and gamble on securing Champions league qualification this year. I must admit though it’s getting harder to pick people you would like to see upgraded out of our normal starting 11 this window At a push I would have to go with Longstaff and possibly another striker and cover for Trippier. But that’s only based on Wilson and Izaks injury woes. Its going to be hard to see some of these lads drop down the pecking order as time goes by given what they have done over the last 12 months

Got to say again, yes I do, Amazon do a brilliant match format.

What a time to be alive

Well well well Basically what Alex said.

Double fuck

Fuck