MrBass

Their opener came from Tonali getting dumped on his ass much to the amusement of Twitter it would seem. Hopefully he's able to come to terms with the physicality of the premiership very quickly.

It's all in the column sorting

With world domination comes trophies.

So you're okay with relegation so long as we win a cup? >> Safety wink as I know you're not <<

If we sell ASM for £40m and pay the equivalent for Barnes then it's seems to be a strange bit of business to me. Perhaps we're concerned that ASM is likely to miss large chunks of the season through injury so are cutting our losses?

FYP

One of the downsides of playing for one of the big boys. If a £100m ego like Grealish can handle being benched for games then I don't think any of our lot will have any bother with it.

LTA:

Afraid to say LTA, all signs point to Maxi heading to Saudi for maxi bucks.

Quick, someone alert @The Fish

I wasn't aware our logon ID's had any bearing on our real life personas. Never mind, you'll forget about this in about 3 seconds ...and before you start, I'm aware it's just a myth that fish have bad memories.

Assuming my pronoun there Fish, how very dare you

Fortunately not but when you logon and see this You foolishly think we might be on the verge of a signing.

Can you fuckers take this bullshit outside the transfer thread?

Be a pretty shit hobby otherwise I'd have thought.

FYP

Think I'm more gutted by the fact Szoboslai has gone to those cunts than I am about us missing out on him. Hope he turns out to be a very expensive flop.

Aye. NewsNow used to be canny decent years back, now it's just a hive of clickbait articles. Still, passes the time init