MrBass

G'YP

Or someone who can score 40 yard worldies.

Murphy kicking another ball into play

Fuck me!

Nice one Maddy

Time for the ultimate shithouser!

Are these phallic shaped lollies that you have to sample with your eyes closed?

The answer to the placings on the FiveThirtyEight predictions table is actually on the table itself, Newcastle United have a 58% chance of finishing 3rd and a 41% chance of finishing 4th (1% chance of 5th) Manchester Reds have a 42% chance of finishing 3rd and a 54% chance of finishing 4th (3% chance of 5th) So that clears fucking nothing up!

Okay then cocky bollocks, why were they above us when they had 2 home & 1 away game remaining and we had the same?

Think @GrahamTaylor5 nailed it. Only metric is points, so it’s ordered by that and then name.

FYP

If we lose both then that +7 GD won't be a +7 GD, at best it would be a +5 GD. Not that I'm saying we need to worry about it mind.

Some serious scouse minutes going on here.

A fuck, and Everton have equalised in there, equally, ridiculous amount of stoppage time.

Bet it's like a Jackson Pollock painting in the commentary box.

Meanwhile, Monkeys Fist is like....

This wasn't the intended gif, but after typing in 'nazi mo', it appeared and it would have been rude to simply ignore it.

Meanwhile, Man Utd still only 1 up against Bournemouth...

"He's done well to persistently foul for 79 minutes without picking up a booking". Yeah, muppet, let's encourage that type of shite play.