Mad-on-the-cocks

I would dig any woman, but not for coal, maybe her purse. hey fish chill out lad, not trying to take your cyberspace on here. ffs

Neither do I mate, rather have it on me knob

Nice thread, I thought to myself, fuckin hell, they are saying Nothing about Bindippers then the 2nd to last post fucked it, nevermind, he did say Bitters(everton cunts).

Must be something good about it, scouser with over an 100 posts on a rival supporters site. Good craic on here, taken a bit of time but feel at home now.

I said to this bird once, hey babe, that was the tightest one I have ever been in. She ran out the room screaming, thats when I realised her daughter had jumped into bed with us.

Ahhhh Sting the belboy, can't remembe his name in Qudrephenia, but looked a pratt at the end.

BTW were is Jimmy The Nail

I would lve to have a go at that dwarf throwing, anyone remember it last year on the news, all the serious dwarfs sayin it was demeaning whatever.

Last seen on celebrity scouse brother, he broke in but couldn't break out.

She is a slut The beatles all threw one up her in the 60s, and a few others, no wonder she sang step inside love.

Thought they were your Tynesiders, anyway thanks.

CRACKERJACK

What are they doing now, great band at the time (if you were into punk) Liddle Towwwwwweeeeeerrrrsssssaaaaaaaaa Are they still alive, still doing the local scene, or just getting their pension.

which reminds me. An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !" ** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * He was turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be strings attached.

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

He is very ugly, well so was Rushy

Chelsea V Man City on general sale to Non members... maximum 4 per person Being serious though, you only have to look at the effort they put up against us last Sunday (only the charity shield like) they have no fans, no heart and deffo no loyalty, just won the PL twice in a row from how long before that, now can't even get rid of tickets for the first game of the campaign, shite.

A fiver in Scouse terms. sorry forgetting myself, whats annal hehe.

Never more than a flim.

Whispering Bob Harris, marvelous stuff, I thought the tube was sound also, should repeat all TOGWT and The Tube.

Boy boards plane without tickets An investigation is under way into how a 12-year-old boy managed to board a plane at Gatwick without tickets during the security alert. The boy, reported to be from Penrith in Cumbria, but thought to have run away from a care home in Birkenhead, Merseyside, was heading to Lisbon. He was discovered on Monday's 0600 BST Monarch flight before it took off. Security officers and Sussex Police were informed after cabin crew found the boy on the plane. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4796199.stm

Forget that, for one its Wednesday and two http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1850967,00.html

Looks like Kuyt wants too fuck Liverpool off and prefersNewcastle to us, now why would you want to turn down CL footy god knows, anyway, maybe he knows he will deffo play for you more than get a game for us.

Last year, some scumbags set fire to two cats and left them hanging from a signpost in Kensington Liverpool, fuckin sick twats. they dont catch these fuckers though.