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In London Spurs and Arsenal could do it, as could Chelsea and West Ham. Both Manchester City and United could also do it. Everton and Rangers could do it, but not Liverpool or Celtic. The only British clubs that could do it this season are Man United (who would probably prefer not to) and Arsenal (who have gone closest so far and are desperate to do it). It would take Everton and City the longest to do it. There is only one other British club that could do it. Who are they and what is it?

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Whats Up Doc

Who'd have thought a move from a premiership club to a serie 'B' club would be a step up in his career *runs*

Nikki will be brown bread by the end of the year, overdose or something.

Wish him well, great man, had a lot of bad luck the last couple of years with his health, hope he bounces back fit and well again.

Look Here, Just for you.

Got to agree their mate, the first couple of weeks are a laugh, then switch off, well next Saturday night I will be twatted after the match.

Got to be honest, I laughed like fuck watching it last night, been trying to find clips from last night, if anyone has not seen it, funny as. Some cunt was doing the Michael Jacksons Earth song and nearly fucked the set up. found a few clips from last year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpwhdOhQ1sQ

Unbelievable crash

Thats the bet analysis of BB ever, get sending your email to Esther Rantsen. nice one Peasepud.

What have I started here.

Is that a Welsh country programme.

Well they're not going to be pets are they, I mean would you ask the lion to give you its paw or stroke it. would you fuck.

Next tear I hope their isn't even a show but if they do have one I would put a couple of rapists in, a mass murderer, Paedophiles, and a few wild pets like a crocadile in the pool, a python in the bedroom and a few lions and babboons in the garden, now If they done that I would pay loads of money to see. Anyone agree

ambivalent, now thats a big word.

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funny fuckers, I can't even think of a pun, only that the hand is in the wrong Plaice.

This is a Liverpool site, with a mad Newcastle fan as a MOD, whats the world coming too, can I be a mod on here Its a new site, and the lad has posted for a couple of years on a certain LFC site, loads of banter between our two clubs, but now seeing as he canban me is mad. http://onthekop.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0

Christ on a bike, if thats the scouse answer to a Premiership game then what the feck did you do to celebrate the Champions League? 180921[/snapback] Smacking a Bulgarian over the head with a paving slab? I joke, I joke! 180983[/snapback] Its alright lad, ones thing is certain a Bulgarian waiter did get twatted on the head with a slab, but the wrong kid is doing time. A club the size of Liverpool would not get involved if their was grey areas nevermind jailed/gaoled whatever. Next Saturday against West Ham they are allowing us to make collections for Michael INSIDE the stadium, they have already let us do a mosaic, clubs do not get involved any club in things like that, anyway this is not the type of thread to have a serious debate on a sensitive issue for me. just thought I would reply.

You would be shocked.

Never, the orige was sound, still remember that wank.

Get the game, don't even think about it, hope for a win, if a good win stay out and get pissed, if more than two goals, get a brass.

Haha meet the wife. mine actually.

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