Mad-on-the-cocks

Arn't they

On sky news now that Newcastle want to sign a 21 year old who really is 27, They will sue Newcastle for the allegations if true, he is only 21. all confusing to me.

Can't be as a bad as Evertonians, can they?

I was getting told by this lad, he was with a bird and she was saying, hurt me, hurt me, so he couldn't think what to do, so he butted her, full on the nose, claret everywhere. might not be a true story, but I laughed.

haha yep.

Put that vibrator up my arse.

Colin Murrays a red also. btw you can't say Mark the tit Lawrensons a red loving dick, have you heard him slag us off. I hate the fucker.

That Everton saddo hit the nail on the head, all these little clubs, never get into Europe, Huddersfields, Carlisle Stoke etc,, those Huddersfield cunts would run a mile confronted at any other time.

Teds surprise, he wasn't happy with the cum pic.

Is it or isn't it. http://silveraj.strictlybroadband.com/gall...mashomesexvideo

THERE'S BEEN A BIT OF A LOCK-UP Garage gives neighbour erection By Dave King A CALLER to a radio phone-in had listeners in stitches after admitting his neighbour's electronic garage door makes him rise to the occasion. The unnamed caller said an implant he had put in to help with erection problems activates every time the family next door use the remote-controlled device. Fighting back giggles, BBC Radio Merseyside host Roger Phillips listened as the man described how electrodes in the garage's mechanism are on the same frequency as his private parts - causing no end of embarrasment. The punter also revealed that because he had the operation done in Turkey, there is nothing English docs can do. The conversation went: CALLER: I had a problem with impotence and I had an operation in Turkey and got an implant which would help. HOST: I know the sort of thing. CALLER: But what is happening now is every time my neighbour comes back in their 4 x 4, I get an erection. HOST: Good Lord. CALLER: This is embarrassing. It's a big problem. HOST: Have you been to see you doctor about it? CALLER: The problem is I had this done in Turkey, using equipment that is not known in this country. I don't like it because every time his car pulls in I can't leave the house. HOST: (Laughing) I'm afraid that it sounds funny as well. I know it's not funny for you. CALLER: It's not funny for me, Roger, when I can't leave the house because I'm walking around with a big erection. HOST: You're going to have to go and see a doctor.

I said that before. someone will deffo try and get him before the season starts.

Ellis obviously left him an offer he couldn't refuse, he sleeps with the fishes if he didn't go.

Read this fuckin shit

It happened to this woman too Here

And in here even earlier, the 27th of June. Here

I got slagged for telling you all about that thread, now its the bollox.

years old this story

Harry The Hamster

I hate tennis

Just pasted that from another site, mad BB fucked up and released this info for 5 minutes before realising and taking it off, this is most probably been written for after they get anounced in 10 minutes, why can't I have a bet on this now.

Breaking news Oh! Just read BB online website, they have already announced! IT'S AISLEYNE V SUSIE!!! I have copied it.... Fifth Round Nominees Announced The nominees for this week, following the 5th round of nominations on Monday afternoon, have now been announced. They are: Aisleyne and Suzie. So, just to remind you, although they're up against each other in the public vote, neither one will actually be going home on Friday night due to BB's big Twist. The public will now start voting to 'move' a nominee, and the one with the most votes will be booted-out on Friday night... or so they think! They will actually be moving just a few metres away to the Secret House next door (please refer to previous articles), where they'll be joined by five fresh contestants. This will all happen live on Friday night. For a period of up to about a week, the main House will believe that the 'evictee' has gone for good, which is a fantastic reason for us to make it Aisleyne. After all, the girls are bound to bitch about her once she's gone! And the best bit? That the evictee will DEFINITELY be coming back into the main House and will be eligible to win as though they never left. Frankly, if fans were to send Suzie it would make for tedious viewing, so let's not even go there; if there was a chance that she might have been ejected, then maybe. So, that's all the information we have for now. More details about how-and-when some of the newbies will make their way into main BB House will doubtless emerge as the week progresses. In the meantime, we'll have 14 people to watch, split over two different Houses. Now wouldn't it be great if the two groups could affect each other, like Emma and Michelle did during Big Brother 5? You remember, the mischievous girls made sure would-be tough guy Victor Ebuwa had cold showers for a couple of days? Just think of the fun the 'Secrets' could have winding Nikki up! Voting lines are now open and the voting text and telephone numbers will be detailed in another article from our Latest News section soon.