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Douglas being the clubs PR puppet like he did for Bruce.

Wanking over 'Trent's first assist. Apparently struggled defensively, but 'Typical Trent assist, boom' Great for a defender eh?

I've got the wireless on in the background and they're talking to Kelly Smith about the women's European Champs. They asked her what teams to look out for. I think she said Spain because they have the best player in the world at the moment. Then followed it up with 'She's still in hospital with meningitis but if she can get fit they will be dangerous' Errr it kicks off today Kelly, I'm guessing she won't be fit.

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What is making me piss is the Trafford situation. We have been waiting for what? Two weeks or so for 'Here we go' bollocks yet it seems like we still haven't agreed a fee yet.

Stefan Borson is on TalkSport at the moment. He's summed it up well with Chelsea selling their women's team to themselves, now Villa. PSR is dead. End of.

I tell you what. At least we all come on here and have a laugh at ourselves or we get support when needed. Fuck me. Pissing into a jug 🤣

I AM PISSING MY PANTS ITS OFFICIAL

Listening to the wireless and they're talking about Pedro to Chelsea. They said the reason he has stated for going there is to be a guaranteed starter for Brazil. They said they don't think he's pulled up trees at Brighton so find this an odd move. Totally agree.

It's still only the 1st of July. I'll piss my pants on the 8th

Djokovic has a right set of legs on him

'Sorry Pet, Tha's gonna have to gan, there's some stoner cunt I can smell near me'

'wewww, what wa mwain fwing is, wor weddie is not happwie' 'MAM! I've towld yow, when the wed light is on, imw wecording, but was, can I pwease have alwphabettie spwagetthi'

Well the person with ADHD has handed in their notice when I was off last week. AND before you CUNTS say it's because of me. Well, it isn't. They're moving to Canada because their partner has got a job there.

I've never head of it, they should spread the word about it.

Harvey Elliott ✅

After one decent U21 tournament?

My wife is off weds. Not my cup of tea to watch for a long periods like. But apparently there's a museum there and I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Dept Q. Canny watch. I'll watch that sub one.

Just watching the round up of the day. They're just talking about Alcaraz. During his game there was a woman who had passed out due to the heat. Alcaraz ran over asked how she was, ran back to his seat and got some water and ran back. My question. After a 5 minute commotion, a player running over and asking, then running and getting a drink and running to hand it. What the FUCK were the stewards doing? Fucking useless CUNTS

I bet that sax player stinks of piss