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Breaking news at the Paralympics where 3 wheelchair users have tested positive for WD40

What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel

I wouldn't and I would say I was focusing on the match when really I fucking hate the whole shite

How many will be calling out players for not signing it? Fuck that. Was at the Tour of Britain on Weds and these daft cunts were there. https://twitter.com/TourofBritain/status/1831399471084884104 Fuck me, they had a megaphone and put the national anthem on. GTFO you cunts. Southern Cunts at that. Beefeater CUNTS WELL AND TRULY ✅✅✅

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

Aye, I think it's just been a mad week at work, suddenly got time to relax and it just came out. I hadn't even had any alcohol either Looking forward to the weekend anyways!

Just been for some food with the wife as I cba cooking. Sat waiting for dinner and a massive wave of emotion just hit me and I started to cry I read at lunch about Rub Borrow's bairns doing something at the new MND centre in Leeds in tribute at their father. It popped in my head at dinner and I was going to tell the wife and then this emotion just hit me. Fuck me, the menopause has hit me early.

31 for me

What's the SP with his injury?

Leicester off with PSR too

Good stuff. We're parking in Stokesely and riding out to Saltburn so should be a good day

January spends dropping

Mint! My mate has already! We are in Stokesely in the morning to watch them come through there, then head out to watch them in / near Saltburn and then back to Stokesely for scran then home!

Tour of Britain starts today. I am in Saltburn tomorrow to watch the stage. Cannie wait!

Sorry Gloomy man. Hope you're feeling a little better today pal.

Victor Osimhen to Galatasaray. Wasn't this kid supposed to be the next biggest thing? Fucking on loan to Galatasaray!

That's just on the pitch

Absolutely bonkers init? Last week I was doing a job where they had plant on top of a 'standard' loading bay. One of my first questions 'How do we get access to that' blank faces from the Architect and MEP. FFS.

How to design risk out of a situation eh? Typical MEP wankers

Listening to this is football poddy. Richards fully on the Liverpool are winning everything band wagon after playing nobody of note.