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Aye Lets be honest. Our transfer business is done this window.

Alright, don't run and tell your mummy

That's why he got caught up in a pyramid scheme

There was another nob jockey on Twatter once. He was cycling along and on the stretch of road there was double solids centrally. A car overtook him on the wrong side of the road. He complained about it. The road was clear, it wasn't a dangerous overtake at all. It was a bit unclear why double solids were there. Yes, he was doing about 20mph (The cyclist) so the overtake was illegal. BUT Fuck me. The driver was doing their best to give you room. They were safe and could see far ahead, why not just let it be FFS.

Wait WHAT?

Also ignore Jeremey Vine. The bloke is a shocking advert for cyclists.

But yeh. I would use something like that.

Cyclists complain a lot Fuck me. Are you taking the piss? Try and go out on the bike and have some cunt in a tonne and half ride within cm's of you because you dare go get some shopping and slow them down for 20s and come back to me

There's a bidirectional one near me. I don't use it. Purley because when drivers are coming out of certain junctions they look left and that's it and pull out. When they should be checking both ways. I was nearly taken out the first time I used it.

I was nearly hit by a bloke driving through a red this week! The thing is with cycle paths, they're poorly designed and they're not designed for experienced cyclists. They're designed for t'old George to ride on to go give Doris one. There's one in Harrogate. It's up on the pavement, then down onto the road, then back up on the pavement. It's full of glass and shite. It slows you down as an experienced cyclist to use it. But the bat shit crazy thing is, its on the downhill side of the road. Whereas the uphill side there's nothing. So I can easily keep up with the speed of the road going down, but going up that's where slower riders frustrate Brexit Barry from overtaking him to quickly jump in a massive queue of traffic for half an hour. One of the big issues is, nothing is in legislation here. I.e its a massive noose around the council or governments neck. Whereas places like Netherlands and Denmark its part of law. Oh and road tax was abolished in 1938

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c6p1py63xewo Gutted for the cunt. Not really

He talked really well.

He's not going there. He wanted to come home from a better climate as he wanted to be closer to family. Nah, can't see it.

Munich after Trippier apparently

They can ride three abreast of they want. There's no law against it. Funny how motorists all call cyclists entitled cunts yet moan when they're slowed down for 5 seconds when they're off to the Garden centre to potter about because they've fuck all else to do in their sad potatoe shagging lives. Last night I was going home on the bus. I was sat on the top deck looking out. At the traffic lights about 5 cars all with drivers looking at their phones. Then an ambulance came blue lighting up the road. Non moved as they were too busy watching Cat's falling off sofa's the sad peado cunts.

Casey called this so I would say it's bull shit 😂

Good job they dont do that with motorists there would be fuck all else on the news

@LondonBlue

The average attendance in the league dropped since he's been there

Hope all works out Meenzer. Could you go into teaching language?