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Man Utd banned certain jurnos as they don't write nice things about them WTH is GONE soon.

Fucking window lickers

My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore

Imo we bring in De Gea and it upsets the dressing room. I don't think his personality is one Howe is looking for.

Ashley Young is my bet. Cunt

Is this the first visit back to the shit hole for Gordon? I hope he keeps his head and he is the difference. Will be a tough game but confident we will win.

They have such shit dress sense

Woooooooo you've had too much exposure to this thread

He was on £375k a week at MUFC. He needs to wipe a good £300k off his expectations to join us tbh.

Our away games; City - We had chances but this is City Brighton - We were poor and deserverdly got beat Sheff United - Spanked em West Ham - Should have got 3 points. Wolves - Fair result, some would say we were lucky. Bournemouth - Shocking performance. So really apart from Bournemouth we have been beaten by City and Brighton. How many of the top teams will go to them two places and get anything?

Yet the club seem to fall over the cunt when they can

Apparently Nissan have had unprecedented requests for OT on the weekend on the 6th of Jan

Lucky cunt

Big Meeks to Keane "You're a winner" then turns to Carragher "You've played over 700 games"

But but but they've the best form over the last 6 prem games against utter wank like Everton.

I blame tbd. Whenever he's had a decent game this thread is quiet AF and it's been like that since..............hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm July funnily enough.

Cheeky trip to Paris after Saturday. Hope he fully recharges his batteries

Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop

Nah I don't think we will. I don't think he's that much better than Pope and i think a CM and a forward are more pressing than a GK.

Went to a shop today to buy some sexy underwear for the Mrs today. Asked the assistant for some help. She showed me a pair of knickers, I asked "Are they Satin?" She looked at me odd "No, they're brand new"

Shes not from Leeds. She's posh.

Our lass got a photo with him today in Leeds Said he was lovely and seemed shocked when someone from Leeds asked for his photo. Bitch, I knew I should have gone shopping.

4-3 cunts