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I don't know why, but stories of shitting their pants etc still makes me laugh at 40+ so childish

I'm fucking creased here man

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall. They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in. The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

https://www.constructionenquirer.com/2023/10/25/falling-slate-tile-from-hotel-site-fractures-toddlers-skull/ Fuck me, this is awful!

Not Spaniel.

Asif

We are more American than people think. FAT CUNTS

That was on the wireless yesterday and I fucking couldn't remember who sang it

I mean, it's better if its dry The thing is, I 100% know what you mean.

Apparently McCunt giving a pen away. Lol Apparently Declan Rice has been immense. Yet they've struggled to beat them. Fuck me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CywWZzauYKl/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

If they fail to win it will because they're emotionally drained from the passing of Sir Bobby. That probably 90% of the team don't have a fucking clue who he was.

Have more respect for the Sir Bobby lot you CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

Mystic Dead tbh

Aye He's a lot skinnier now though.

Just been in the local and George Riley was in there. Would love to know what happened to the investigation into him. Another BBC cover up no doubt. Also told Wor Lass I am out on Mad Friday lunch as a mate is over from the US. She asked 'Is that on the Saturday' My reply of 'The clue is in the name dick head' wasn't the correct one apparently.

Nee way am I going there after Wilson has been there. 'I said all I want is a little pussy, a little pussy' 'Why did you say that twice?' 'I didn't'

Meanwhile Toney played a load of time then got his punishment at the end of the season. Aye, fair

Send him all the best.

I was going to mention him being a mackem like

Scott Carson did didnt he and he didn't play a single game.

I was thinking similar. My stag was a weekend in the Lakes walking 😂