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Chicken Nonce aka Luke Edwards

Someone should tag CN into this. Top share cheers Fishy

Mordaunt is surly the lesser of the evils

Went to our closest friends for dinner tonight. I come from one of the roughest estates in Leeds and my friend the same. We have both managed to do well at school and get ourselves a job where we have worked our way to a decent wage. During the Pandemic he decided to start out on his own. We now both live in the more affluent area's of Leeds. In reality we should be both voting Tory, but I would rathe chop of my cock and have it poked by Robert Maudsley than vote for them cunts. Anyways, we are sat in their garden tonight having tea. My wife and I are god parents to their children. Whilst mum and dad are cooking dinner we are playing and messing about, Next door are having a BBQ. I have met next door several times. They pop around with wine and start chatting about the weekend, kids etc. My god daughter said to neighbour 'Uncle x was laughing at Boris being a criminal and you like him don't you?' He quickly went out and we never saw them again I am glad my close friends never forget where their roots are.

Clarke and Gayle out this week too

It just shows you that they're only now digging dirt on some of the candidates now. It shows you Murdoch et Al have so much power.

IMO we will see movement this week

The goal we conceded was soft AF too

Oi Big Joe can wear any hot pants he wants. Just like your Dan walker can wear what he wants. OK?

Best game of the year for ASM

TBF The bloke sounded a complete fruit loop He must be a Tory

I think that's one point Starmer said. That the Tories keep saying rebuild Britain and people seem to forget these cunts have been in for 12 years. What they mean is rebuild after Covid. But if we weren't in such a fucking shite state we wouldn't have such a job to rebuild.

What time does Norrie go to bed? Tennish

All the hypocrisy against him. Sue Barker dripping like downers chin the other day because he gave a young fan a signed T-Shirt 'He's so nice'

The Toon army South African who once represented NZ?

Listening to the wireless earlier. One bloke called up and said he's more angry than anything because this government has destroyed his faith in politics.

All the Tory 'client jurnos' basically pushing Starmer saying it's not good for the country to have a GE. But its ok to keep that cunt in No 10 eh?

A bloke I work with just moaned 'well they never did owt about Cummings so nowt was gonna happen to him (Starmer) and his pitbull' HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

What a day for the Mail

That's brilliant

Listening to LBC and a bloke called up laying into Boris. He said it shows what a cunt he is as he didn't even acknowledge it was the anniversary about 7/7 yesterday and not even a mention of it. Pretty right.

Wants to be close for a cuddle