Kevin Carr's Gloves

Wolfy has Cosmophobia and cannot accept his place in an infinite universe where he is small and inconsequential. So he has constructed a smaller universe and world where he feels comfortable and not under the sway of vast cosmic occurrences. This anchors his personality to a small enclosed safe world where he can then operate. Allowing himself to open up to the realities of a vast endless universe would and I guess have in the past caused him great anxiety and possibly a breakdown.

I think Brighton will go down. They had a lot of luck with refs and late goals this season. That won't happen in the prem.

I think you have a mental illness.

I think Wolfy has far bigger problems than an inability to argue properly.

And that's one of your many problems, a conspiracy must have a motive, without a motive there is no conspiracy. Your conspiracy theory is blatantly (to anyone with a modicum of intelligence and sanity) absolute bollocks. The reason being their is no coherent motive to continuing a conspiracy. Especially when the main ruling cabal of the day (the catholic church) opposed heliocentrism. So any ancient conspiracy theory would have the Earth not the Sun at its centre.

Wolfy, why the fuck would people try and keep the shape of our planet a secret and go to such ridiculous lengths to keep the charade. What's in it for them?

Wolfy, do vacuum cleaners exist?

Wolfy, why does my willie get stiff when I think of Vacuum cleaners?

Wolfy, what are dreams?

Wolfy, how far is it from UK to Australia?

Wolfy I have been on both the west and east coast of America looking at oceans. How did that happen?

Wolfy, why is the sea different colours depending on where you are.

Wolfy, why does bread rise.

Wolfy, how do mobile phones work?

Where is inner earth crystal found?

So the stars are reflections of something under the earth?

This earth centre, like down in the middle of the flat earth?

How far away are the stars and how big are they?

No.

Jesus was a jew

I like the politics of Jesus

Your mass never decreases it is stable, unless you're on a diet.

They are basically fuel which never runs out because it is all part of a cycle.

ffs man I can't believe some of you are so bored you actually interact with this fuckwit.

We're all atheists so fuck that shit.