Kevin Carr's Gloves

Does burning one house make you an arsonist? It’s not like it’s a hobby.

He’s my uncle.

His former business associate, burnt his house down too. Doesn’t make him a Tory though.

I love Jeff Innocent

McCoist is fairly famous as being a Labour supporter and makes appearances for them loads in East kilbride.

That’s not where fillet comes from

Can we get Gem to predict a Villa win?

Diamond heist, the story of the millennium dome diamond robbery. 3 hours of thick cunts failing at everything they do and in the end you learn the diamonds were fake anyway.

I’ve just put £5 on Forest to score in the second half

It’s going to be hilarious either way, weekly pumpings in the premier league or fabulously failing in the playoffs.

They’re guaranteed playoffs aren’t they.

Are Triumph’s still made in Britain?

So you didn’t do the xhamster thing then? That’s me wasted 3 hours looking for that one.

Yeah they absolutely might I was just being a pedantic prick because spurs play tomorrow

I can 100% guarantee Spurs won’t do us a favour today.

This word has totally fucked my brain.

“Dad this our mate Dave, can you give him a lift home please?”

My father in law has a plum tree which only produced 1 fruit this year so I call the tree Adolf now.

It makes you wonder what Murphy could hav achieved by being under a Howe like manager at a younger age.

You mean you’re infecting everyone with syphilis?

Yes 2-1 to them on Xg

Craig Paulson loves fucking is over

Chris Sutton is a cunt

Crystal Palace are a real makem club, they aren’t really a part of London and their “rivalry” with Brighton is entirely manufactured. Like makem’s being part of “Durham” and their “rivalry” with coventry.