Kevin Carr's Gloves

My only thought is that people have never heard of the word history.

Just to let you know I personally would have brought George Burley in at the end of the season before last to work with SBR and then moved SBR upstairs after last season and had Burley as manager for now.

The time to get rid of Souness is Thursday morning (not exactly now I know). On Thursday the window is shut no more players moving anywhere. We then have the weekend off and a week and 3 days of the caretaker manager to organise the team how he wants. It also gives FF time to organise a replacement for a*seface (apologies Preacher mag fans). However if i had been in charge I would be doing that now (actually if i was in charge we wouldnt have got the useless get in the first place). Souness couldnt manage a bus route on Arran never mind a premiership team. I still don't understand how anyone can back him.

To have 11 points out of 8 games means we have to win 3 and draw one of our next 4 ganes. That is not going to happen. I am so glad a lot of the fans here have nothing to do with where I work because by the time they had got the balls to make a decision it would be too late. Souness hasn't got a clue. 1 Playing Emre and Dyer when they were unfit. 2 Continuing with Shearer upfront on his own with 3 central midfielders and 1 winger who hasnt trained for a while and looks knackered. 3 his one tactical change was to bring on Ameobi (an underperforming striker) and ask him to play on the wing. The guy is a managerial moron anyone who still backs him is really doing the club a disservice and pushing us towards a catastrophic season.

Yeah...you do them for free! 20231[/snapback] Nope, Wrong! I wouldnt do anything to upset or hurt my family or close friends, no amount of money is worth that. Plus i couldnt do anything that i knew would make me feel sick insde and regret for the rest of my days. 20237[/snapback] Damn!! Tears up ticket to Torquay.

You are in my thoughts tonight. 20211[/snapback] LOL i suppose that should worry me Seriously i think my main talents are that im open and friendly, people seem to be able to confide in me. I like to think im caring and my friends say im great at being fair and seeing things from both sides of the story. Im quite organised and i like to have a laugh. Plus i make a gorgoeus stew and dumplings! Im afraid to say, nothing out of the ordinary 20213[/snapback] I apologise for this in advance......... ...I would love to get my mouth around your dumplings.....I'll get my coat. 20215[/snapback] LOL that one was entirely my own fault 20217[/snapback] Yes you can't talk about being generously endowed and then mention dumplings on the same day. 20219[/snapback] Yes thats very true Please carry on with this thread people, we have gone off topic 20222[/snapback] Yes are there any talented ladies out there within oggling distance. Catmag where are you.

You are in my thoughts tonight. 20211[/snapback] LOL i suppose that should worry me Seriously i think my main talents are that im open and friendly, people seem to be able to confide in me. I like to think im caring and my friends say im great at being fair and seeing things from both sides of the story. Im quite organised and i like to have a laugh. Plus i make a gorgoeus stew and dumplings! Im afraid to say, nothing out of the ordinary 20213[/snapback] I apologise for this in advance......... ...I would love to get my mouth around your dumplings.....I'll get my coat. 20215[/snapback] LOL that one was entirely my own fault 20217[/snapback] Yes you can't talk about being generously endowed and then mention dumplings on the same day.

You are in my thoughts tonight. 20211[/snapback] LOL i suppose that should worry me Seriously i think my main talents are that im open and friendly, people seem to be able to confide in me. I like to think im caring and my friends say im great at being fair and seeing things from both sides of the story. Im quite organised and i like to have a laugh. Plus i make a gorgoeus stew and dumplings! Im afraid to say, nothing out of the ordinary 20213[/snapback] I apologise for this in advance......... ...I would love to get my mouth around your dumplings.....I'll get my coat.

You are in my thoughts tonight.

I was once nominated for comedian of the year at the Leicester comedy festival. Other than that I would be great in a survival / Lost situation.

Im refusing to ask the obvious question concerning the kilt Im glad you sunblock, my hubby just wont wear any, he says its slimey and greasy, so he regulary burns his neck and face, it drives me mad. My dad has had 2 melanomas removed yet hubby still wont wear any 20191[/snapback] I go proper scotsman. (Even though I am from Durham the wife makes me) Get some of that spray on stuff.

20158[/snapback] Michelle Pfeiffer Five fer

My hubby wears mirror shades so i cant see what hes looking at 20169[/snapback] A closet wanker obviously 20173[/snapback] Nah he probably does it in the bathroom like everyone lese

1 Farting is funny. I dont understand why women dont get this in public. My Mrs laughs like a drain when she farts at home but when I let one rip at her aunies I am well in the dog house. 2 I am not a big explosions fan but this is due to my near demise in the army. 3. Lots of pockets. I utilise on average 8 pockets at a time. If I am wearing a suit or tux then I just take cash in a money clip. When wearing my Kilt I use my sporran. 4. I sunblock to buggery. Really the wife laughs at me covering myself in factor 50.

In reply to Toonraiders question. men are sometimes (wrongly) brought up in the thought that numerous partners validate their existence. Plus the old adage old as the woman you feel. So for a man in his 40's to start running around with a younger woman it is vanity and an unhealthy longing for their own youth and a blindness to their own mortality. And they could just be w*nkers (no offence Jimbo)

Whack them in here. I feel in a much better mood thanks to you and Rob w and the chaps. Ask Away

Simon Jones gets a Michelle.

you'd be much more likely to see me in a football shirt 20086[/snapback] That does it for me too.

Hands up everyone now picturing toon raider in a flimsy top.

We need to get Tait on strike.

Still think we could swap Ian Bell for Paul Collingwood.

I like that when someone gets smacked for 4 the next ball is right on the batsmens ear. We never used to be that ruthless.

Thanks everybody. Think I might save a lot of counsellor money here. Owe you all a pint.

In the BBC article it says Guest is married to Jamie Lee Curtis. I thought she was married to a british peer.

Ok, you're obviously mad/upset about this, would you like to explain abit more fully, because im confused (it doesnt take much)! 19960[/snapback] Sister died in December from cancer. About 12 months prior she went to a spiritualist and the spiritualist told her the cancer all being down the right side of her bodywas because of maternal rejection. When my sister said she didnt remember this the spiritualist said she could do hypnotherapy sessions to bring back suppressed memories. Lo and behold after a month she remembered being abandoned at grandmas for 6 months while mum and dad got divorced and she moved in with new husband. Unfortunately she only told her daughters and husband this and didnt manage to spaek to me or my other sister who were there at the time about it because funnily enough we don't remember that either. So either we all have supressed memory and have replaced that with a false one of us all going with mum straight to new husbands house (Who is a great bloke and raised us all as his own and all our kids call grandad) or what I believe that this rejection didn't bloody happen and said hypnotherapy was planting shitty false memories so this spiritualist could prove she was right. Now Sisters husband and 2 kids hate my mum cos they blame her for my sisters death.