Kevin Carr's Gloves

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has won the legal battle against former manager Iain Dowie. Jordan had accused Dowie of lying when he left Crystal Palace in 2006, claiming he wanted to be closer to his family in the North West. However, days after leaving Selhurst Park, Dowie was appointed Charlton manager, which infuriated Jordan. He launched legal action against Dowie and a High Court judge ruled in his favour on Thursday. Mr Justice Tugendhat ruled that Palace had agreed to let Dowie leave under a compromise agreement which was based on "fraudulent representations" by the former manager. Before Palace allowed Dowie to leave, he had a clause in his contract which meant any club would have had to pay £1million compensation. The question of if and, if so, how much compensation Palace are entitled to will be decided at a later hearing. Jordan himself was pleased with the outcome of the hearing. "I think if you're going to take these things on you have to be positive, there is always a chance you're going to lose - but the most important factor is that I took a man to caught for fraudulent misrepresentation and he was found guilty," Jordan told Sky Sports News. "It is important that I didn't take Iain Dowie to court for £1million, I took him to court for fraudulent misrepresentation and that is what he was found guilty of, it is not for me to decide what damages a court will award. "The court will look at the costs, and then the judge will consider damages and whatever he considers realistic is his decision, but most importantly it is a good case for football."

No. So you say that you, NSG and Rocker are ITK, but have no examples to prove it? Where did I say we were ITK? I've been told a few things from sources I trust and have no reason to lie, often I've not felt the need to post them, because of the reaction of clueless nobheads who live nearer to Nantes than to Newcastle. On this occasion I felt people would be interested, at the end of the day reserve judgement till the start of July. I'm sure there are many people praying he doesn't sign now

When have we been unreliable? Perhaps we should move to Southampton, talk constant shite, pose in ridiculous photographs cuddling cats whilst pulling delinquent faces, and genuinely not have a clue, perhaps then you'd consider us to have more credibility. Have any of your guys been ITK or gotten any exclusive stories before? Genuine question. Genuine answer. Yes. See next post

What a load of bollocks

Possible film apparently.

All this flirting is making me quite excited

What do you mean when

the man who ashley wants to bring in? And when we do I will dine on pork wings

Anybody over the pond who has seen the last episode PM me and tell me how it ends. Or come on here and let us know.

Was horseriding Sat and haven't been for months. My body hurts and my tushy is sore.

Just thinking about you TL oh shurrup man, and watch corra I only do Emmerdale and Hollyoaks sexpot;-)

I hope it's Alex Ferguson.

Just a bit.

FYP

Just thinking about you TL

About Leazes is he ok. Can just imagine him calling the samaritan's crying sobbing and repeating over and over again "It's all gone horribly right"

Or even far fetched.

The stuff I have been doing for the last 4 years is quite sufficient thank you very much Good idea. Right any suggestions on material for a stand up. Isn't it funny that Coronation Street goes on forever, I thought Titanic was long, but corrie is just taking the piss. Garlic bread. that's a no I'm not sure how much impact an iceberg would have on Corrie. It would be fun to find out by dropping one on the street.

Lets be honest its obvious that Owen wants away he hasnt came out and said so for the following 1. If he says he wants away and a so called big club doesnt come in for him he'll look a right twat. 2. If he commits to the club it will put off potential suitors. I think big Sam has been shrewd in making this public, i suspect he knows Owen wants away and would like it sorted sooner rather than some club activating his clause at the end of the transfer window, which could easily happen and leave us no time to get a SUITABLE replacement, either way we all know its going to happen at some point, i say instigate a move now and get rid of the money grabbing shit, otherwise we will end up going into the season with 3 strikers or he'll f...k off in January. I like the idea of the Bellamy swap, yes hes a twat, but always gave 100% and we were better with him. Owen is going to shit on us make no mistake and i think Sam knows it. Can we get someone to nail the little f*cker when he plays against us?

Thinking of putting a bet on. £5 on us to win FA cup £5 accumulator on winning first 5 games of the season £5 on us not losing first 10 games of the season and £5 on being in top 4 at end of season. Anyone know the odds as I cant access betting sites?

Thats cool but how do you stop it?

The stuff I have been doing for the last 4 years is quite sufficient thank you very much Good idea. Right any suggestions on material for a stand up.

Apparently the project was nicknamed Meenzer. I'll get me coat.

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