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“@leazeslad: This Senegal top does nowt for me moobs in the gym like....its like the opening credits from Baywatch” Crimewatch?

“@Iwantcurlyhair2: @NorthernJam no, just some kid good with photo shop in his bedroom” what? Better than your "I'm in LA" 'shops?

"@nufcfans: we're twitter, on a bigger scale." FUCKING HELL MAN

Missing @ellietog and the awesome power of the little fella in the morning!

Dear Arsonists of Stevenage please have yourselves a quiet night in as this is outside my hotel window http://t.co/cRECRNjk

Ahhhh that's better, I was Hank Marvin! http://t.co/oAC5wvSg

Dear @alandavies1 you might not want to stand near any walls in near future. You know what they're like

This #partywithmarty is now turning into the sort where someone breaks your mums best vase & is sick in your kex drawer

#hatembomb!!!!!

Wankah #dogorcitybanker

“@NeilTheGeordie: Its up. Woo hoo. Morning all ” FNAAR FNAAR HURRIP JIGGA AROOOOO

Did Will I.Am invent dry cat food?

Claire Balding should stick to horses, not a clue about people #boatrace

It also seems #thfc are looking to do us a favour too #Nufc #nice

Tell you what I should be in Advertising me like

#ThingsIHateAboutFacebook..... Facebook

Hello, Cabaye #toonBeatles #Nufc

How much space are we giving them there?

You can show possession stats all you like. The points go on goals not passes

#ff @thisdave would write a comedic sonnet of epic proportions for a chance to sniff my delicate beautiful ladylike poo's

#ff a couple of #Nufc lads who'd miss a match just to feast their eyes on my bootylicious stunning looks @leazeslad @2NarMe @weldy1980

I've just adopted zeebox as my TV sidekick. Download the app and let's watch together! http://t.co/VtUm8vLG

“@arcpantmcgee: @stevewraith RT for G-Star eldon squares closing down sale? All stock must go!” doesn't the G stand for Gay?

“@Sophie_Doughty: Worlds biggest rat just ran past me. Was size of a dog” you sure it wasn't a dog?

“@leazeslad: @weldy1980 fuck knows I just copied everyone else.” Baaaaaa