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Shola's just picked Nobby up for work. No tractor though http://t.co/ZqOgXktf

Well it looks like I'm through the worst of this bug. Horrible stuff, by the sound of things though @ellietog is now suffering

I'm inclined to believe the @H_atemBenArfa account is more real than @CissePapiss

“@gordythemag: @Lee5_1Johnson @nufcfans Magnificent point. He's worth 100 Michael Owens !” means nowt, I'm worth 96 @themichaelowen's

#ThingsBetterThanBieber gonorrhoea

“@ttnineme: How is manager of the year decided?" this year is based on proximity to 'Arrys 'ouse

Ok this is freaking me out now, there's a woman walking behind me whispering to herself

#5WordReviews we kicked racism outa football

Dear @lfc looks like you're gonna be needing more tshirts for @paulcallaghan6 #joblot #racistfc #lfc

Wahey! Andy Carroll starts for #Nufc

if you're in #Bromley & don't fancy electrocuting yourself give @sparkyinbromley a shout. Very helpful

I once sat in the East Stand and the bloke in front of me read a paper for 1st 20mins of game #Nufc #shityeenot

If you added all the wins of #safc 02/03 season to this one, they'd still be a point behind #Nufc

There's some faces at Nobbys party that I recognise but can't put a name to...if that makes sense

Congratulations @Walken4GOP for winning this years "proving Americans are thick as pig shit" award. Keep on keeping on fella

this one'll throw her: @Nigella_Lawson where's best place to eat North of Watford?

“@NilePowerRanger: Huge weight off my shoulders!” got rid of them cornrows then?

the country shits itself about petrol shortages and @themichaelowen brags he's using a MacLaren.

He's a Killer Whale of the seaworld.....I think hes a cock #theapprentice

That my friend is the ultimate! A Broon Ale Schooner, I'm sorry I ever doubted you & thought you were supping out the bottle

Ladies: if you like seeing lots of pink then forget Big Fat Gypsy Weddings on Ch4 & tune into ITV at 7.30 #safc #Nufc

Come on then, who wants a game of this Draw Summat thingy?

When did Free For All on MW2 become 16 players?

“@maxrushden: off to meet the prime minister for lunch. hope it's worth it...” punch him in the nads for me

Oh fuck...anyone know about top end tellys?