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#5WordReviews WELL THAT WAS TOTAL SHIT

“@deadbloke: Why is a really small bloke trying to shoot Dwight Yorke? #avfc #mcfc http://t.co/f1A5CUui” why not?

#NewsAccordingToLFC Whitney Houston is in best of health, nothing to see here move on

Wor lass hasn't got up yet, not sure how to break the news of Whitneys death to her.. #whyGodwhyyyyy????

Why not just give Parker MOTM champers now so it's chilled for HT? #Nufc #thfc

Scum 2 - racist scum 1

How to make friends & influence people - #LFC PR Dept #ThinnestSportsBooks

And now the full works, Balti, rice, bhaji http://t.co/feoUNJMZ

"@mickygray33: Anyone know good masseur??? " isn't that Titus's chatup line? #shesaidnoTitus

#ff @Leazeslad @2NarMe @ant_m @JordanStiva @WackyJnr1 @jameswalpole toontastic posse

#ff @TaylorandBesty a right couple of shites, just made me look a tit on the metro sniggering at their podcast

“@the_dilsh: Your a smelly pirate hooker!!” thank Christ, Ron Burgundy. I thought you were off ya tits!

“@billy_whizzer: Just seen the anfield cat going in to new look in r towny buying a fur coat” COMEDY GOLD

“@NUFCThreatLevel: I'm off out. Clear the Coast Road..” you heading for Billy Mill Roundabout like?

God I fucking hate those cunts #unwashed

“@tt9m: Sick of bastard work actually making me work. Cack.” there's some reet bastards about aren't there!

Ode to @taylorr1984 to the tune of Lip up Fatty #pipedownsillybolloxPipe down silly bollox,ah pipe down (cont) http://t.co/wD7JUUxg

Any minute now I expect @S123AMK to tell @TaylorR1984 about the 9-1 game #Nufc #safc

“@harwoodinho79: @pjwhitfield change the double e to double o.” now THATS the channel to watch!

I'm sure I've said this before but how come I find out Sinitta from Corrie has cracking chebs by watching CBeebies!

“@billy_whizzer: Fernando torres got a teeshirt on under is top next time he scores queens looking good for 100” IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY

#dear14yearoldself it's a lie, I can still see perfectly fine! #dear14yroldself

Cisse means Wor #footballfilms

“@billy_whizzer: Harry rednapp forwards for tonite haddie bonder whore and louhee say rar ha ha” Are yee on glue?

Court sketch of Harry Redknapp isnt very lifelike, so Ive redone it. #nufc #thfc #afc #mufc http://t.co/uSD0kOPY