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#ThingsThatHaveHappenedSinceMackemsWonNineOne 99.99999999% of those alive on earth at time have died

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind is fucking mental like man

King Prawn curry again! http://t.co/C6e1cTYe

some thick makem on BBC Newcastle ad "get stuck into them show we're better than the Maggys" @SimonPryde where do you find em?

There's an old woman shouting at her grandson in Soft Play, understandable really, he's got the gingerest hair ever!

“@BlaydonRaces150: Just been followed by @BrendanHealy4 Got to be happy with that!” first 3 were funnier, sequels always lose it

At @firenzejesmond with @ellietog and the little fella. Top notch scranning!

Anyone looking to cheer their day up, get your ears around Black Grape Money Back Guaranteed. Pure class

So @tt9m quit twitter cos someone said he could be a bit irritating? Haway man ye big girls blouse pick your dummy up!

ignore @Albertschipshop & @Martin_ONeill12 they knaa Nowt. http://t.co/Zsoy990p the place to be #forumwars #Nufc

Its unlikely I'd not vote Labour but Ed Miliband on this party political broadcast is doing his best to convince me otherwise!

Parents & Facebook should never meet. @ellietog posted her nan died. My fathers response? "sorry to hear of your loss LOL" Mong

It appears my son now refuses to eat toast or bread unless it has Marmite on.....minger

“@SamLightle: @pjwhitfield OMG you can read?....Have you got a GCSE in English? And Maths?..." and Geography, I've been to Milan

Peter O'Toole scanned Gooseberry fool @rickygervais

“@SamLightle: LOL at the Mags #FTM” yup, LOL at their 10 point lead & European spot #SMB

Death is the 1 thing we all know will happen. Maybe im off track but I can't therefore see what makes a mock funeral sick

Dear @BenArfaAndTiote please feel free to go watch the shite at SOL you're type arent welcome at #Nufc @dannysimpson12 @SirDanWilson

We're 2 up, you're 2 down. Wonder who'll win the top dog crown?It won't be you, it's plain to seeIt will go to #Nufc #safc

Can someone please tell our son they're not a hat! http://t.co/IYnAMHB0

“@PaulRobbins1969: @brett150676 @pjwhitfield its called sports direct arena u daft cunts now suck my cock” clearly you're a makem

Educating the bairn on 80s music. New Order, Orange Juice & now Lloyd Cole #absolute80s

There isnt anyone alive who witnessed #Nufc 1 - 9 #safc THAT'S why nobody gives a fuck

“@oldheatonian: Stop press: Blue Peter open new garden: Dennis Wise spotted on M6 heading for Manchester” is Sir Les opening it?

“@MarkyC1982: Anyone know a box office email for #nufc? Can't ring them as at work” bunchofjobsworths@nufc.co.uk