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Fucking hell telly has 926 channels. Including "Northern Birds", basically lasses too shit to score in Bigg Market http://t.co/iwZzA66a

#ff those that sat at back of class shouting #Nufc obscenities @2NarMe @TheJimSmithEra @weldy1980 @toonlowdown @WackyJnr1

George Osborn has one of those faces Doc Marten boots were invented for

It's a tree not much else to say really http://t.co/HMuOp53q

Who will blink first? @ De Vere Slaley Hall http://t.co/m2fU4GGe

...turns out its not! http://t.co/EyKSPNGi

so @itvnews have managed to get the least juicy tax change of tomorrows budget? #muchbiggerstorytocome

Loving this 10 year old on Gippo Weddings "there's not enough hippies to save our lives"

It's not a bad little property http://t.co/VRRMNQjD

“@Walken4GOP: What the hell happened? It feels like the entire UK is pissed off at me. What is a bellend?” You are

Share of sponsorship £210St James' Park tshirt £10Seeing look on Dekka's face Pricelesshttp://t.co/Fds0kK3H #NUFC

#5WordReviews 3 points, who cares how?

“@BU5HY30: Come on stoke” 3 words that should never be uttered

As its mothers day I'm treating Wor lass by beating my batter to a frenzy

This latest stuff from Gazza is even less well thought out than his last trip to KFC #Nufc

Just watching Swansea tear Fulham a new one #scfc #ffc #motd

Just heard about Fabrice Muamba, terrible stuff #bwfc #thfc

“@NilePowerRanger: Nuh bwoy can bad mi up ah dat mi no !” Gadangaa you're well 'ard bro

Just seen some graffiti in local park "Brunton Park Crew" tell you what #LBAB must be shitting themselves

What's this I'm hearing about a certain Mr Wynn?

The legend that is Cisse. Got his name n number on his car! http://t.co/r0xZ5ZLB

...I'm sat with feet in my bag to stop the draught! #crosscountry http://t.co/sBZtFcXS

12 hours ago I was sat in Wetherby services with a coffee...now I'm sat in Wetherby services with a coffee http://t.co/5p6Znx6x

“@Joey7Barton: The Guardian is becoming my preferred read at the min” I'm guessing you're not their target demographic like

Oh fuck! which one got the biggest smile from @Jay_Hoops I wonder #Nufc #afc