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“@cognoscentinovo: @pjwhitfield @tt9m @sirdanwilson "I am win"?! You are lose.” well me Ma says I'm win so ner ner razzzz

“@Joey7Barton: Not sure what to sacrifice for lent........any suggestions?” twitter

This rozzah on Coppers must be Harry Redknapps dad!

“@PaulRobbins1969: @pjwhitfield do you like the new name or not?” are you serious? It's a stain on our great club #Nufc.

These are now on toilet walls at work I defy anyone to look at it for 10seconds & not sing a Beach Boys track http://t.co/oieyKkoy

Sausages, onion gravy, twice fried chips n peas #properscran http://t.co/Rg3itVBw

I assume @StanCollymore has blocked @mikeparry8 by now? He blocks everyone else

“@anthonyhutton: Is this me? #TakeMeOut” I dunno? Is he a cunt?

“@shaimoss: Just put 20 quid @ 5-1 on my new cockerny friends to beat the inbreds - cumon the Arse !” oooooh I say!

Tell you what there's some cunt sat here fucking effing & jeffing at top of his voice. Where am I? A kids party! #Gateshead

So the #Nufc price freeze wasn't at all. Forced to join members club at £15 next season is £25, a 66% increase!

Aneesas In Sanddancer country http://t.co/OfcB9A2l

Curry! http://t.co/mQTptsir

“@GeorgaGutierrez: It's about the badge, the team, not the stadium name #NUFC” bollocks. It's history & heritage

Whats this about The Futureheads doing a Capello album? Seems a bit random, what next? N-Dubz do Redknapp?

“@AdamLightowlers: Built us up and let us down for 3 years! Good riddance! #HTFC” much better to not be built up in 1st place eh?

“@StanCollymore: Taking extended twitter break.See you soon.”See ya...wouldn't wanna be ya

“@billy_whizzer: Manchini says to tevez i never treated u like a dog hers your dinner the bowls on the floor with water in” HAHAHAHA THUD

Yeah thanks @kraftfoods for box of Chocolate Orange Segsations with zero Popping Candy ones! #badcraic http://t.co/gPCVtYj8

I have a crisp fiver here that says all 557 people who follow @papisscisse9 also follow Colin #Nufc #gullible

“@therealrobbo: @pjwhitfield works for me...I do have her something though.” DOUBLE WHAMMY! top bombing!

Oh aye the pic! http://t.co/iHSOkOue

I don't know what this is in window of London Sports shop but designer must be a Geordie #Nufc #liamO http://t.co/pjSHq5sm

She says she's been attacked 10 times because of house she lives in. No pet, they've spent time on a train with you

well done @NRE_EastCoastbtrain to Kings X is overcrowded & no seat reservations so now standing for 3hrs to let old woman have seat