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Wasnt that done in an attempt to show that he was a mentalist? not really a good one to use as an example like tbh

just been on the news, 34 y/o from Blyth and a 25y/o woman arrested this morning.

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview? 114663[/snapback] you are kidding me right? where the fooook have ye been lad?

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs)

wouldnt that make you Parkinson?

Back of the queue son, back of the queue, I currently owe 2 houses, £57,634.05 (the 5 pence was Chris's out of his giro), a Ford Capri, 3 kidneys and a left testicle (after Lovejoy stated that hed give his left bollock if he came)

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] whoever it is is a bastid of the highest order, hes put back all the good work done by proper fans by months even years, at this rate we're stuck with either Steve Bruce or Jimmy Nail. Shepherds going to go apeshit when he hears this. Black day I tell you black day.

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He seems to have forgotten the rules of the thread though, wheres the updates?

jesus, we should have a border checkpoint between here and N-O.... oh hold on Im not on N-O at the moment am I? soooo then abuse is allowed. You sir are a COCK, you're a cock, you're a cock you're a COCK COCK COCK... I like this game (sniggers) tbh jesus wept FACTOMUNDO

well the same thread didnt really go down as well over on N-O like! http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,17814.0.html this forums too high brow and perpetual tbh. snobbish actually.

still say that nothing beats eating a kilo of live culture yoghurt, 2 hours later and its a guaranteed collonic irrigation, black treacly shit for hours on end.

well to be fair he never actually saw his face like tbh

See what you miss when you're all starry-eyed and pathetic?! 114472[/snapback] nah this was when it took him 2 hours to get from the car park to the Trent!

You think that was painful? Surely this must have been painful.. http://deltahouse.f2s.com/pics/Funny/large%20shit!.jpg 114441[/snapback] Im still wary at the severe lack of paper down that bog

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middle of the pub brazen as owt she turned to me and Ritchie and said "ooooooo Ive got very wet flaps boys, do you want to see them?" then licked her lips and wiggled them about at us.. (at least thats how I remember it)

Cath... have they dried up yet?

I've learnt that Leazes spends his spare time counting the hairs on Alex's head.

double streams, cant believe we havent mentioned them yet!

Can't see it happening without a stott on like, and surely you can anticipate that. 114351[/snapback] He's got one of those little button mushroom sticky straight out jobs man. He calls it his hernia. 114354[/snapback]

emmmm has anyone else somehow (while sitting for a crap) managed to get the little fella pointing straight ahead and piss straight through the gap between the seat and porcelain? It goes like a fountain straight ahead (allegedly, according to me mate )

How does that work? 114301[/snapback] shes lost me n'all mate, breakfast telly wouldnt be half as interesting as sticking a DVD in while havin me cornflakes

I am indeed a lucky lady For the guys who cant hit the spot like Pud does I think they should take the Bounty kitchen roll to the bog. 114313[/snapback] admittedly after a few of those Cheeky Vimtos you make then the fact you have a cat litter tray beside the bog is handy

am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems?