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it did, I was sitting in me car outside some video shop in a godforsaken part of the world while it bleached doon outside thinking "Im going to get stuck and he'll suss me and they'll find me dead with a copy of Harry Potter rammed up me arse"

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GREEAAAATTTTTT!!!! So can we now officially carry the tag line of the "funniest NUFC forum on the net" ?

Following on from our very own Bizarre thread, heres a place to post links to other classic threads on other boards you have seen. Only rule in here is they must be funny, if its a classic debate on the "polarisation of western society in modern culture and how it mirrors the development of the string tie tea bag" then I personally couldnt give a monkeys and Im sure others wont either. So post the link and a brief overview here. I'll start, two of the best Ive ever seen have come from the SMB board. 1. Works Party dilemma Basically some bloke finds after the christmas party that he now has the young secretarys number programmed in his phone and that he "may" have been a bad lad. I did believe there was another bigger and even funnier thread but Im buggered if I can find it over there, Im probably looking straight past it so if anyone knows where it is then let me know. The story on that one was that one of the regulars on there had thousands of air miles and offered them in a competition to allow the winner to follow the makems to America for a pre season tournament, the only stipulation being that said winner must perform certain tasks, he didnt, went AWOL and had half of the yanks out looking for him/ lots of chebs etc etc etc

WTF have I missed???? eh? tell me.....purleeeeeaaasse!

boohooo the nasty man made me look silly by believing his story from a pretendy reporter written in pretendy german in a pretendy newspaper. Now I think I shall probably never trust anyone ever, ever again and to think I trusted you maaaan you were like a brother to me and you betrayed me....how could you do it maaaaan???? how?????? In fact to protest I shall lose any sense of comedy or fun, that'll teach them hahaha yes, I shall do that and then I'll jack me job in to concentrate on the campaign. Oh and then I'll interview myself and tell people its from an independant observer and I'll say things like "why would a real fan do that?" and insert things such as (laughs), yes haha that'll get everyone back on my side (laughs) *Do we have a sheepshagging avatar for this inbred?

note the wording my friend, 1000th reply

wooohooo - nowt important to say just felt I deserved the 1000th reply

god we're good!

2nd best I think. The best thread ever resulted in this bloke sharing a picture of his cock with the world... Let us not forget the important factor in this though........ Smoothy sent this man a pic of his cock.. and then possibly/ probably had text sex with him/her while on a train.

who invited chuckles?

he sent me a text saying "go back and get it"

Right, Im going out but when I get back we need a decision of which way to take this, do we? 1. Leave it at that, we've had a laugh, thats all. 2. Find out who the girl is, let her know what hes doing and see what develops. 3. Go with the original "we're the police" angle and get him to confess all. 4. Post his phone number and get as many people at once to text him saying they've seen his flyer and take it from there. The choice as they say, is yours.

Heres the full latest edition........ Earlier on this afternoon she (well frankly lets call her he from now on) texted me and asked if I was still wanting to meet as she was fairly happy I wasnt a copper so naturalement I said "yes" so he told me to go to Blockbusters in Framwellgate Moor and let him know when I pulled up what colour car and what I was wearing so he could watch me go in. So I get there and think "right the twat'll recognise me straight away so I sat there for a bit and a mondeo pulls up with one bloke in it. I text back "Im here, red mondeo, jeans n blue jumper" as this poor sod gets out of his car and slowly wanders in. Ten minutes later and he comes out and drives away so I text, Ive gone, its in Harry Potter see u soon" and sit back to watch. A further ten minutes go past and Im thinking hes sussed me when sure enough a daft looking bald kid comes wandering straight past me motor and in. To cut a long story short I spent 10 minutes trying to get a picture without joy, I even got the bottle to go in and buy a Mars bar but he just looked straight through me, still no good opportunity to get a pic. Next thing I know, hes out the shop and sauntering over the road where I see him go into a house (useful!). 2 mins later I get a "where did u put it" text, reply "In Harry Potter, bottom shelf, 4th one along at the back", we then have an exchange where he keeps asking exactly where so while texting him I go to the shop and check out where the Potter films are (straight in front of the door, in case you're wondering) and text him the location. I then tell him hes pissing me off and Im going back to get me money if she doesnt show. "Give me 20 minutes" was the reply. Next thing I see, hes heading back now this pics not half as good as I thought when I was taking it (in fact its shit) So I jup out and leg it over to grab a pic and run away quick and this ones a corker, hes frantically scrabbling though all the Harry Potter DVDs Then after 5 minutes or so he goes home and as Gemmill said, I decided to drive by and grab a pic so he could see me and he just stared with a blank look straight at me , by this time Im pissin meself so much I cant hold the camera straight and get nowt but I do watch him go in the front door! of this house here ...... So whats next?

put an envelope in saying "the moneys in the flower pot outside" actually if any of our makem boys are around can you nip to the library and see if its still there? Sophies story, far corner bottom shelf.

I hope you've cleaned up your texts before your lass sees em!

already done and you sir are very perceptive.

cheeky git!!!!!!

oooh Im sitting with baited breath!

Its back on! Anyone know Framwellgate Moor? I have to leave it in a DVD there and tell him which one

They've got no pics mate. I wonder how many times the little bastart has pulled this off in the past to the tune of £50 a pop. 117624[/snapback] techincally I dont think hes pulled anyone off yet.

well I believe it, Im off down to ladbrokes.

well we got bored in Durham (blame Nancy Drew, she didnt wear a coat!) . When this kid walked into the librabry I clocked him straight away but couldnt get a good chance to grab a pic, then he left and TheMags went to Smiths for his "meet". Im sure he'll tell his side better than me but the gist is he was in Smiths and got a text asking if it was in a book or mag, he replied in a book downstairs and then clocked the same kidda on his moby, followed him downstairs to find there was only the two of them there and the bloke spotted him (would have recognised him from the librabry) and legged it. Next thing I know is I get a call from TheMags saying hes following him through the Milburngate centre where he lost him. After much searching there was no sign although I believe he was still texting themags telling him to go to Newton Hall or somewhere. I'll post the full texts from my side soon.

right Im gone, will update you all as we go, Scott, Ritchie and anyone else Ive got numbers for could well be getting texts to update people. Pictures will follow. For what its worth I still reckon theres another board out there somewhere on which Sophie is currently posting "well Im off will bring you pictures back of the perverts I catch".