peasepud

I reckon more like the first text was "Hi, found your ad in the paper, heres a pic of me pecker"

not really no, ideally Id like someone from there to list me some places where I can hide the clues. Got the SatNav now so getting theres not a problem like but I dont think the Points of Interest on it includes "whore dead letterboxes"

very likely tbh EDIT: Foook me, Ive just looked at the views on this, in about an hour this will have had more hits than the "What are you listening to" thread which ahs been going since day 1!

Do you reckon we could get an entire film crew to run around behind her/him/them and then try and hide whenever they turned around?

well my plan involves dozens of envelopes. Originally I was thinking about turning up at the drop point and leaving a sackful of envelopes each containing a piece of paper saying something along the lines of "Its not in this one, but one of them has the money in" but as TL pointed out 200 brown envelopes would be a bit more awkward to hide! So Im now leaning towards a treasure hunt, leave the first envelope with a note in saying "I needed to check you're genuine, so I've left the money at x", each further note moving it onto a different place in a big cirle until we get back to the first point. Would be an interesting experiment to see if whoever just thinks "bastids" or would they not take the chance on missing 50quid.

Believe me, I've got better things to do tomorrow than to travel to Durham to pick up Monopoly money. 116809[/snapback] well I aint! Could somebody PM me her number?, Ive got a canny plan for gold on this one (and Im a tad bothered that the other lads are going to bottle it )

Hang on, though. Supposing it is her, then why is it then right to re-post her pic? 116804[/snapback] If we basically get it so that we know shes conning then I dont see a problem with it, her selling herself is one thing but if shes agreed to meet 3 blokes at the same time and taken "money" off them all then I dont see a problem with outing her. If she was to reply to two of us and say "Im sorry but Im booked tomorrow" then that would be different.

Right all pics have been taken out, anyone who reposts them will get a warning based on the possibilty they havent seen these posts, do it again and its a temporary ban. Suddenly Im with the others on this, very uncomfortable that some poor lass in Durham is totally unaware of her pic being associated with this. *However whoever it is that appears to collect the payment tomorrow gets their pics posted, agreed?

Right, this is moved on a bit, Im all for getting a resolution on this but think its time to remove all pictures of the lass, we dont know if it is her and even if it is, so far shes not done anything illegal. Lets carry it on and post pics of what we get tomorrow but until then Im removing all pictures of her from here and requesting that people do not post them back up. Cheers

bastard smoggy shites! still Im in the money!

wooohooo I just took them at 13/1 to qualify, ten seconds later they scored!

ahhhh bollocks thats my bet fooked n all.

just had meself £3 on Basel winning 2-1 @ 19/1

being from the red side of 'pool I'll let you have that.

well he definitely wasnt the one who called the next morning, that one was defintely over 12 like.

Toontastic trip out Saturday then? how about a busload of us sitting round the corner waiting? Seriously though Im up for a drive down there camera in hand (Toplass has even enquired if the markets on, its perfect we can combine our two favourite pastimes, she can shop and I can take photos of part time slappers).

1. How do you know he wasn't there, do you scrutinise everyone who gets inside SJP? 2. What the fuck are you gonna do about it if someone has made it up? 115085[/snapback] 1. Yes 2. I'm gonna make them look foolish. 115561[/snapback] I think I may ask to accept the blame on this one, Id hate to miss what tomfoolery he has planned. Shittin mesel tbh

ye know as you may have noticed I like a laugh with the best of them (which probaly explains why I dont laugh at Bell and End here) but really lads its quite sad that you think you're being funny here when really all you're doing is making yourselves look tits. If you're going to come on and take the piss at least make it original and funny after all Chris thats what you said you were going to do on the N-O Admin Board before your ban. Disappointing let down tbh jesus wept FACTIMILLION tbs GREAT! etc etc

Definitely not the first time and Im sure it wont be the last time I'll say it but I am your superior in all possible ways 116446[/snapback] Definitely not the first time and Im sure it wont be the last time I'll say it but "What you say is what you are" 116449[/snapback]

Definitely not the first time and Im sure it wont be the last time I'll say it but "you sir are a cock, a big fat wobbly cock"

Ahhhh you're the saviour of Toontastic tbqbfh How come you never post between 10 and 11 every alternate tuesday then?

For I understand Freddy Shepherd is working hard behind the scenes to bring in Ottmar Hitzfeld, and a source close to the German revealed to me exclusively that he knows all about Newcastle United and the amazing Toon Army and is more than interested in the vacant United job. 116325[/snapback] For those of you uninitiated in the ways of HTT I shall translate...... "For I understand Freddy Shepherd is working hard behind the scenes to bring in Ottmar Hitzfeld" I was having a chat with myself this morning over breakfast and decided that the other me was really Shepherd so I )I mean Freddy) asked me who I wanted and I naturally said Hitz. "and a source close to the German revealed to me exclusively that he knows all about Newcastle United and the amazing Toon Army" Lukas Ramsauer sent me an email and told me to read the 5000 page dossier on the lightbulb and Geordie shoes. "and is more than interested in the vacant United job." than the one stacking shelves in his local Netto

this kidda really has no comedy timing has he?

www.tastic.nettoon maybe we should just confuse them by putting in www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com