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Surely the worst case scenario is he signs for us then waits til Thursday morning before whipping off his Owen mask to reveal a laughing Craig Bellamy who then proceeds to detonate his suicide belt in the company of the whole team. Now that is a worst case scenario and I agree, if that happens we really are fucked with a capital F U C and K. Jeeeeez Renton mate, you really are a pessimist with a capital P.

This to me is the important but (assuming the source is correct). If nothing had moved forward and talks were to just continue tomorrow then why would they bother going back to SJP? Surely Fred would either go home or stay at the hotel ready to restart them tomorrow. Either, its close to a deal and they're just dotting the i's and crossing the t's on the contract or theres a sticking point and they've gone away to work out the resolution. Whatever it is, I agree that its definitely not clear cut as to him going to Liverpool and is looking good for us.

there can be

I think I understand what you meant but I still consider him to be a god regardless of what hes like now, I agree hes probably made a mistake in not retiring.

I think it was this line that gave it away...

Theres a couple of blokes wearing black practising abseiling down the block, dont suppose they're anything to worry about though

Not Good I Suppose?? HIM????? Where Did You Get That From? 21924[/snapback] oooops! soooooo then a laydeee

shhhhh! nobody tell him we'll just pretend all is well.

Deadly serious. He's not a Premiership forward anymore. He's ineffective every time he walks out onto the pitch pocketed by even average defenders nowadays. I see he is 5/1 not to beat Milburn's record, not a bad bet. Mind you not as good as the 16/1 you can get for us to get relegated. 21906[/snapback] And Milburn *god rest his soul* cant hit a ball like he used to but hes still a Geordie hero. Regardless of Shearers current plight he will always be one of the greats for us.

which ones? FBI or CIA? did you mean the CIA as in CIA or Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI as its known? 21896[/snapback] PMSL 21904[/snapback] if you think thats the case then you need to click the link (its perfectly safe, an eBay listing Ive just put on) so I have some proof that I existed before I mysteriously disappear.

Some One From This Site Was On A Celtic Forum And His Sig Had This Website NAme On It! 21898[/snapback] well well Mr Scottish Mag does it again, the blokes unstoppable in his quest to unite the world of football at Toontastics door Hows things in the hooped part of Glasgow then?

aye Longhirst thats the one,

which ones? FBI or CIA? did you mean the CIA as in CIA or Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI as its known?

Looks like the big hotel/ conference place up at Morpeth, wherever it is, it must have a golf course otherwise Shearer wouldnt be there.

oops I fogot to add the

then you can get hold of me at the following address... Peasepud 3rd orange boiler suit on the left Guantanemo Bay Cuba Red Cross parcels would be greatly appreciated. I do expect a knock on the door from MI5 or the CIA in the next few hours following me finally getting round to putting the following eBay listing on. >>>>FBI CLICK HERE!!!

Somehow I dont reckon that Shearer, Fat Fred, Souness and co would be sitting in the bar waiting for the 9.24 from Madrid. When they're getting players in like this, they bring em in the back way through a company called Samson Aviation. You want to see them leave then hang around next to the old Aero club and watch the little private jets from there.

tried refreshing but the table still looks like: What is it thats causing Firefox and Opera problems? there shouldnt be anything in a plain HTML site that nacks it up, maybe you just need to make a few minor adjustments to font or background colours etc and it'll be there in all. I know that about 30% of the visits to my site are from Netscape type browsers so you dont want to exclude them if you can help it.

The caretaker manager? ahh so that would be Roeder...or Terry Mac....or Saunders...*shudders

not like you to miss a drink

Ahhhh I didnt realise it was that kind of site sign me up!

It sort of works in Firefox..I think. Dont think much of the colour scheme and the fonts not easy to read (its a bit like trying to read a newspaper through one of them frosted glass windows). Also, where did the league table come from? It has us sitting 16th with Portsmouth (Played 4 points 1) and Birmingham (Played 4 points 0) below us?!??!?!? Or Im assuming its games payed and points that are in the columns either way it dont look like no table I been viewing boss!