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Thats true that, in a recent poll 67% were found to agree with the statement "Polls dont mean shit"

TV presenter Richard Bacon claims he could be legally married to pop princess Britney Spears. Bacon, 29, said that he legally wed Britney, who is expecting her first child with husband Kevin Federline, while interviewing her in a hotel room for Channel 4's The Big Breakfast. He claims that the marriage could make Britney, whose marriage to her childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander lasted less than three days, a "bigamist". Bacon, a DJ on 95.8 Capital FM, told listeners: "It was the first time she'd told anyone she'd split with (Justin) Timberlake and I had a bit of plan, as I had hoped to get the admission out of her about the split. "I had a vicar waiting round the corner with a real marriage certificate. "I went down on one knee in front of her and said 'would you marry me?' and she said 'hey sure'. "So I signalled to the vicar, the vicar walks in with the real marriage certificate. I sign it, she signs it... vicar pronounces us married. "I'm walking off with the marriage certificate down the corridor when this massive security guard comes hurtling after me, takes it out of my hand and tears it up as he realised what I'd done and that it was legally binding. "You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up," Bacon said, "which means I actually could still be legally married to Britney Spears, which means her marriage to Kevin doesn't exist and that Britney Spears a bigamist." But a spokesman for the 23-year-old star rubbished the claims. "Sorry to break Richards heart, but Britney Spears is legally married to her husband Kevin Federline and is expecting their first child together very soon", he said.

I hope you asked for a refund

Can't you imagine some of the visions she has in her head? oh god somebody poke my minds eye out!!!

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up 15423[/snapback] You weren't going to anyway, and you know it. 15424[/snapback] Ahhhh bollox to ye! just for that Im going to turn up now! that'll teach you.

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up

Ankle complaint? My arse!

We're just getting desperate now.

Wooohoo! A refund! oops too much info.

Starts well.... Marijuana.. Yesterday I was seventeen.... now all of a sudden I'm twenty-nine, too scared to go outside, and have the mental thingymajingy of a Wotsit. Thank you, you cunt Fonz from Happy Days... This cunt wears a leather jacket, hangs around high school kids, lives in someone's garage, likes giving kids a ride on his bike and his "office" is the boys' toilets. You couldn't get more of a noncing paedo cunt.

and if its anything like mine, you'll turn up at 10.45am, open the results and think "Feck! I forgot to go to the exams!"

Shola shouldnt even be allowed to go to Germany as a spectator.

Me too. £3.45 a pint in Didsbury though, if you please! 14226[/snapback] I think its about £3.10 in the Cluny

Haway then! Jeeez is going and telling granny more important than us lot? "eeeeeh he got an 'ology!"

No ta, just had me brekkie

Im quite into Hoegaarden at the minute, strangely its good with a slice of lemon in. Carling Extra Cold, a nice glass of Shiraz Cabernet or a Jack n Red will also suffice.

Ahhhh "Special Needs"...those quota's are a wonderful thing. 14074[/snapback] Alcohol is a wonderful tool.... And 5 years on continued use of the same tool resulted in me ending up with a 'Desmond'! 14077[/snapback] How is Des these days?

Ahhhh "Special Needs"...those quota's are a wonderful thing.

I bet you walked out of the premiere of "6th Sense" saying "oh wow, that was like the greatest film ever, I never guessed he was dead!" while people were queueing to get in.

Just had an email from Mrs James Snr, she says "any more of that slander and she'll get her solicitors onto us, she just wants to repeat that she does not and has not ever thought that David should play for England"

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Good luck to you all... and for those that didnt do so well, commiserations this is now your life... >>>The Future