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Cissé on for Shola

Exciting stuff this

Possession 30-70

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Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, D Luiz, Terry ©, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; Mata, Oscar, Hazard; Torres

Shola starts NUFC (4-4-2): Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon; Sissoko, Tiote ©, Cabaye, Gouffran; Shola Ameobi, Remy

What happened to it?

You scored 39 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom

Could be his way of saying "Mike, we need more players in January", mind.

I miss Big Andy.

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Eh, we have no subs left

Doesn't compute

How is Sissoko doing?

Obertan, surely

Sky live commentary: "Ameobi throws himself at tit but can't quite get a touch"

Subs: Hart, Zabaleta, Nasri, Negredo, Silva, Fernandinho, Demichelis

What was wrong with my thread?

We always say that Ashley doesn't give a fuck what we think of him, but this shows us that the fat man do care, at least if it's in any way associated with Sports Direct. His weak spot has been detected, now go for the kill!

Here's a list I found... Alan Knill Gerard Houllier Mark McGhee Paul Simpson Alan Shearer Mark Robson Paul Sturrock Alex McLeish Martin O'Neill Peter Jackson Andy Thorn Henning Berg Michael Appleton Peter Reid Avram Grant Iain Dowie Mick Wadsworth Richard O'Kelly Brian Horton Jamie Pitman Micky Mellon Roberto Di Matteo Jim Magilton Neale Cooper Roy Keane Carl Fletcher John Barnes Neil Warnock Sammy McIlroy Dave Penney John Coleman Nick Barmby Simon Davey Dean Holdsworth John Still Ståle Solbakken Gary Megson Keith Curle Paul Dickov Steve Cotterill Gary Mills Keith Millen Paul Groves Steve Kean Gary Simpson Lawrie Sanchez Paul Hart Sven-G. Eriksson Gary Smith Lee Bradbury Paul Jewell Terry Brown Gary Waddock Les Parry Paul Peschisolido Terry Connor Geraint Williams EDIT: And Ian Holloway

1 win, 2 losses and 3 draws.

Very poor game. But it will result in a Sunderland DVD/t-shirt/whathaveya no doubt.