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hostile_statue

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  1. Why oh why don't we play Nobby at right-back and Taylor-Onyewu in the middle? Bramble is a clown.
  2. 1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though Application #2: I went to say Howay, Kits, 't was after eighteen Broons, 1995 on the A19 to Toon... (that was bad, you can't argue with that) Yem, hjem is hem in Swedish. And gate is gata. And I can assure you, I was born north of the river Tyne...
  3. 1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is
  4. We're a laughing stock: http://www.caughtoffside.com/newcastle-to-...e-west-ham.html
  5. Agreed, even though Gravesen is a good player. I guess Scotty-Gravesen would be a scare for any opponent.
  6. Sounds good but I think GR wanna play Shola-Oba up front.
  7. But he is left-footed, isn't he? 184608[/snapback] towar And? Did you watch the match? 184610[/snapback] Aye, I did. And it was a question, not an argument. He was great today. I'm just wondering if he feels that LW is a more natural position for him. And maybe it affects his game, if he plays on the right wing he may tend to run inwards rather than down the flank. Not necessarily a bad thing, mind you.
  8. Obvious that he'd rather be somewhere else. Grant his wish, I say. We still have Shola, Duff, Milner and Martins who can play up front.
  9. As we have about 1,5 striker and a zillion midfielders I think it's rather sensible to play 4-5-1... 174937[/snapback] Apart from the fact that the striker isn't capable of holding the ball up, yeah. Play to the strengths of the players, surely? 174938[/snapback] I didn't see tonights game but normally Shola isn't a bad target player. No Shearer by any means, but still OK. And if we play 4-4-2, who should we drop? Zog? I don't wanna do that.
  10. As we have about 1,5 striker and a zillion midfielders I think it's rather sensible to play 4-5-1...
  11. We'll play 4-5-1 this season then?
  12. ...and the celebrations can start!
  13. OK, I'll take your word for it. I've never seen him play tbh
  14. Yeah, he would be a great signing. But we need a centre back as well. That guy from Wolves???
  15. 27,2 years. Yeah, really oooold... Hm, ever heard of Henrik Larsson? And I suppose all Englishmen are called John Smith? He's always injured, but still plays. And does it great. MoM in the CL final. At least we're not depending on a knackered Shrek look-alike. But to be honest, England should be seen as favourites in the group. And hopefully they will be unable to live up to that, as usual. Peace! And bring on the Cup! And may Kuyt have a crap WC so that the Toon can sign him relatively cheap! 144987[/snapback] Calm down you blonde haired bafoon, it was tonge in cheek. 145000[/snapback] and I was totally serious And, believe it or not, I'm not blonde
  16. 27,2 years. Yeah, really oooold... Hm, ever heard of Henrik Larsson? And I suppose all Englishmen are called John Smith? He's always injured, but still plays. And does it great. MoM in the CL final. At least we're not depending on a knackered Shrek look-alike. But to be honest, England should be seen as favourites in the group. And hopefully they will be unable to live up to that, as usual. Peace! And bring on the Cup! And may Kuyt have a crap WC so that the Toon can sign him relatively cheap!
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