Toonraider

erm, how did my reply to the other thread end up here? Am i going completely mad?

If you used your brain a bit more you could stick a knife under the lid, thus breaking the seal and saving waiting for a few mins. Daft bint 104928[/snapback] Or slice your hand open. (kids. ) 104945[/snapback] im not safe with knives

yep nipped in the bud tbh

Noo way, its definitely improved since i logged on

this is getting sappy now

well....he's a thorn in their side lets be honest.

i wouldnt hedge my bets against a woody return tbh!

Fffffancy a pint and a pie later? Ffffirrking cold today innit?

its a berry shame

you lot are sic-a-mor than i previously thought! Ent listening to yous anymore

Yeah but who invented the boiler or kettle who made that water hot in the first place, only doing it in order to assist the ladies to open jars without bothering them while they're trying to watch Buffy? Man, that's who 104842[/snapback] probably the same person who invented football for me to watch whilst hubby does the dishes and brings me in a coffee and you just said that to get the word 'Boiler' in to this thread didnt you?!! every thread leads to it!! 104846[/snapback] I find that accusation outrangeous 104850[/snapback] Pah!!! you're all Boiler-maniacs that and watching explosions!!

very possibly but lets hope not!!

Yeah but who invented the boiler or kettle who made that water hot in the first place, only doing it in order to assist the ladies to open jars without bothering them while they're trying to watch Buffy? Man, that's who 104842[/snapback] probably the same person who invented football for me to watch whilst hubby does the dishes and brings me in a coffee and you just said that to get the word 'Boiler' in to this thread didnt you?!! every thread leads to it!!

Must admit i do have a problem opening some jars.....but instead of resorting to a male, i use my brain and hold the jar under hot water for a couple mins and that makes them open easily....who needs a man?

It's more of an 'Oovavu' I reckon 104797[/snapback] oooohhhh the dove from above

in that case....Torquay united flag please craig

i dont know why but that made me really chuckle I'd be happy with a draw but have a sneaky feeling we'll win 0-1

Good shout...though im slightly biased as Jason Roberts used to play for Torquay on loan from Bristol Rovers. We could do alot worse, infact we are with Shola!!

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.

Here is my version Sad but unfortunately very true

101261[/snapback] I love mandays too 101265[/snapback] oh aye, do tell???? 101267[/snapback] .....well im a normal red blooded female 101269[/snapback] shy anarl i see.... 101272[/snapback] i am actually!

101261[/snapback] I love mandays too 101265[/snapback] oh aye, do tell???? 101267[/snapback] .....well im a normal red blooded female

101261[/snapback] I love mandays too