MattM4

This just sounds like a lot of sidestepping.

I'd be disappointed to see him leave. Still can't believe how often he's been wasted, all those times he's been played at left back. In that respect, I don't find he's done that much whining. Especially on the pitch, always just did what he could.

Yeah but "Lass"? His English must have improved immensely since the days of this:

This guy spends every waking minute on here. You can't wait to log onto Toontastic as soon as you get up in the morning no doubt. I really don't see the point. Keep embarrassing yourself though, no worries.

Ahh, here they are:

great thread Unbelievable Jef... Joe!

Missed the replays coz of jumping up and down... seemed like took a few touches before slotting it home.

Can't believe it. What a goal! 2 very cool heads there on Vids and Duff.

How many minutes stoppage?

Viduka man... VIDUKA!! Lookw like he's going 1 mile an hour and fools everyone.... COME ON!!! nice one DUFFSKY!!

Pavlyuchenka and Guterez featuring prominently today.

Hopefully he (Viduka)'ll be more into it after the break. We need him to do that thing he does where he keeps his head and seems to walk past players with ease.

Still better than that bloke who was on before him.

Not looking good. All very quick tempoed.

Fuck you Shola. That's right your work is done now is it? Fuck off and die in the dressong room lazy cunt.

Guti getting the tackles in

woot woot!!! get in Charles. So much more nerve racking all of a sudden, bit like last week, now there's something to fuck up... come on!!

No Oba... devastating blow

Any news on Oba then? Really hope he's able to play at full capacity.

Well we'll see. I did the match threads for the Wigan and Stoke games (which were catastrophes) Jimbo did it last week for the Pompey glory... we'll see how you get on

I'm only looking forward to this if we win.

This thing is weird gave it a go yesterday, I can see it getting tedious very quickly, but I spent my time trying to annoy people. I never played Second Life but I suppose it's much like this, PS's answer to it I suppose.

References to Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps are also possible.