NJS

Is the truth still a defence for libel / malicious communication? Would love a jury to be posed the question "Is Michael Gove a lying little cunt and a shithouse?".

I think Gove started to say he'd done a bit of a test drive with his wife after drinking or doing coke then realised that was a tad iffy

So it's just a coincidence that she had a different illness which allowed him to go back to work but it was okay to go to Durham just in case and then when he and the kid did get ill with what was obviously covid-19 that justified the trip but meant he had broken the rules by going back to work on the first afternoon. Right.

Has anyone mentioned he broke the lockdown rules even before leaving for Durham when he went home to check on his wife when she was first ill then went straight back to work?

Exactly - I hope he stays.

In the despair after December's result, there were a few comments that Johnson would unwind as he doesn't like scrutiny - I think that's happening now - it's just a shame that it's under such deadly circumstances and not something "trivial" like brexit.

He also chose Cummings over Javid because the latter wanted his own advisors to hold sway.

He also kept repeating the phrase "to get childcare" which he didn't actually get.

He's stated he didn't go to Barnard Castle, the lass from the mirror is hinting they have proof.

Obviously the virus doesn't know what a calendar is but I've also read the "sick trip" coincided with his mother's birthday.

Hopefully there'll be loads of stories emerging where people have faced infinitely worse situations and did abide by the rules. Also they actually tried to argue that a woman going to an empty house and someone who'd had the virus and recovered who had someone round for sex acted worse than what this cunt did.

It was that fortnight really when there was talk of it and the PL stopped and businesses were making the call (as we did) when the buffoon was blustering about the inalienable right of an Englishman to go the pub. Maybe they had advice that the public would resist which turned out to be bollocks but its still the key decision in this. Along with the end of contact tracing and the care home thing obviously.

Yes but you expect it to roam via clusters - but if it has burned out somewhere that could be a ray of hope.

Out of stock on amazon and argos so had to pay a bit more on ebay - £47 Inc postage - remington one with nine attachments. Don't get it till start of next week so I'll let you know when I've botched it.

Supposedly zero new cases in London - sounds too good to be true.

I've just bought a home hair trimming kit out of desperation. Anyone who still has any hair used one? Normally get a number two back and sides but leave the top a bit longer but might go all the way if this works or indeed if I fuck it up.

Every single cunting one of the cabinet send their kids to private schools, none of which are opening before september - why don't they just ask all of them whether they'd send their kids back in June?

Mellon Collie is too indulgent and long with brief highlights whereas Siamese Dream is a musical masterpiece and very strong contender for the best album ever made.

The problem with testing is that instead of using the offers coming in from university, research and local labs to help out under the control of PHE the tories outsourced them to a private company with one their fucking mates on the board and then didn't even insist that the results would be returned to the NHS as the private company want to sell the health data to america. Every question has the same answer - "because they're cunts".

People sitting on cash are going to be laughing when all these prime locations become available.

Just by second hand accounts I wouldn't trust self-administered home test results.

Their readers - it's a classic trait.

Problem is iPhones need the app in the foreground all the time so need nearby android phones to nudge them awake. I'm not a fan of Apple or Google but I think cooperating with their model given the urgency and pressure for it to work would have been better.

Don't get me wrong I completely agree - I'm just saying the tory priority is getting more people back to work.

Which is the driver rather than any shit about kids welfare.