Toonraider 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You're right, T/R, only real slappers go in for this 'Tradesman's entrance' stuff!!!! I never could understand the facsination with this desire to stick it up the choccy locker Not for me, but each to their own I suppose. Maybe I should ask Mrs hips if she fancies her sphincter stretched??? How inconsiderate of me not to have asked before T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. and yes i was thinking that too this is why i didnt want to take part in this conversation really Thing is, i do speak my mind and on here it doesnt seem to matter....its not as if i know any of you for real or even speak p2p to any of you. No good getting grumpy now, Beverly dearest! i am a tad grumpy, ive worked all night and im tired, infact im off to bed now....and by the way, its Beverley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 My daughter occasionally reads these pages. She's actually registered. If she sees summat she doesn't like, tough - she's an adult now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 My daughter occasionally reads these pages. She's actually registered. If she sees summat she doesn't like, tough - she's an adult now. yes i suppose you;'re right, although kids abxolutely die of embarrasment and are horrified to even think of their parents having a sex life at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34452 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You're right, T/R, only real slappers go in for this 'Tradesman's entrance' stuff!!!! I never could understand the facsination with this desire to stick it up the choccy locker Not for me, but each to their own I suppose. Maybe I should ask Mrs hips if she fancies her sphincter stretched??? How inconsiderate of me not to have asked before T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. and yes i was thinking that too this is why i didnt want to take part in this conversation really Thing is, i do speak my mind and on here it doesnt seem to matter....its not as if i know any of you for real or even speak p2p to any of you. No good getting grumpy now, Beverly dearest! i am a tad grumpy, ive worked all night and im tired, infact im off to bed now....and by the way, its Beverley Whatever Beverly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34452 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 My daughter occasionally reads these pages. She's actually registered. If she sees summat she doesn't like, tough - she's an adult now. I can't believe you've said that about the lass's mother when she's registered on here. What's her username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You're right, T/R, only real slappers go in for this 'Tradesman's entrance' stuff!!!! I never could understand the facsination with this desire to stick it up the choccy locker Not for me, but each to their own I suppose. Maybe I should ask Mrs hips if she fancies her sphincter stretched??? How inconsiderate of me not to have asked before T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. and yes i was thinking that too this is why i didnt want to take part in this conversation really Thing is, i do speak my mind and on here it doesnt seem to matter....its not as if i know any of you for real or even speak p2p to any of you. No good getting grumpy now, Beverly dearest! i am a tad grumpy, ive worked all night and im tired, infact im off to bed now....and by the way, its Beverley Whatever Beverly! night night Bianca XX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34452 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You're right, T/R, only real slappers go in for this 'Tradesman's entrance' stuff!!!! I never could understand the facsination with this desire to stick it up the choccy locker Not for me, but each to their own I suppose. Maybe I should ask Mrs hips if she fancies her sphincter stretched??? How inconsiderate of me not to have asked before T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. and yes i was thinking that too this is why i didnt want to take part in this conversation really Thing is, i do speak my mind and on here it doesnt seem to matter....its not as if i know any of you for real or even speak p2p to any of you. No good getting grumpy now, Beverly dearest! i am a tad grumpy, ive worked all night and im tired, infact im off to bed now....and by the way, its Beverley Whatever Beverly! night night Bianca XX Sleep tight, Parfitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 My daughter occasionally reads these pages. She's actually registered. If she sees summat she doesn't like, tough - she's an adult now. I can't believe you've said that about the lass's mother when she's registered on here. What's her username? As if I would tell you that!!!!!! It would be PM City if word got out who she is tbh though, I think it 's only very occasionally that she lurks on here. If you're reading this *****, I do love ya mum. Honest. Can I bribe you?? (knowing the answer already ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Who gives a fuck about toonraider's son when I've just been sat here reading this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Who gives a fuck about toonraider's son when I've just been sat here reading this??? But Brock, thats the whole point- what i do or say in my life doesnt affect you either way, you dont even have to read it! But imagine if it was your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Who gives a fuck about toonraider's son when I've just been sat here reading this??? But Brock, thats the whole point- what i do or say in my life doesnt affect you either way, you dont even have to read it! But imagine if it was your mum You want Brockles to imagine his mum getting her brown wings... Raider... you're twisted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Can't believe the anarchy in this thread, at work all day and I come back to find us talking about fudge-packing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Can't believe the anarchy in this thread, at work all day and I come back to find us talking about fudge-packing. A finger of fudge is just enough, until it's time to eat. A finger of fudge is just enough, to give your kids a..... Better stop there. Just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. With the size of her boobs she would have no choose but to put up with at least an hour of boob fondling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. With the size of her boobs she would have no choose but to put up with at least an hour of boob fondling! Rumour has it they are so impressive that she barely gets any work done she's so distracted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. With the size of her boobs she would have no choose but to put up with at least an hour of boob fondling! Rumour has it they are so impressive that she barely gets any work done she's so distracted. Aye, herd she has to have a weight at the back of her bra just so she cant stand up straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. With the size of her boobs she would have no choose but to put up with at least an hour of boob fondling! Rumour has it they are so impressive that she barely gets any work done she's so distracted. Aye, herd she has to have a weight at the back of her bra just so she cant stand up straight. That would be the same bra, rumour has it, that when last replaced Torquay had to ship in a spinnaker size piece of lace to merely trim the edges Edited December 1, 2006 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This question is pretty stupid, since I have two hands, which since I have mastered the old touch my head and rub my stomach trick at the same time, thus being able to touch both the desired breast (normally the right one) and the clit at the same time! What no kissing??? That's toonraider off your list then. With the size of her boobs she would have no choose but to put up with at least an hour of boob fondling! Rumour has it they are so impressive that she barely gets any work done she's so distracted. Aye, herd she has to have a weight at the back of her bra just so she cant stand up straight. That would be the same bra, rumour has it, that when last replaced Torquay had to ship in a spinnaker size piece of lace to merely trim the edges cheeky gits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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