bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3196 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker So you pricked the yokes well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker So you pricked the yokes well? yokes and whites, several times, added a teaspoon of water. Who needs fertilizer? I'm expecting UN sanctions for my testing programme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker AN engineer Class thread though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 you're incompetent which proffessional body are you registered with, so I can email them and have you struck off immediately p.s. Is it Robert Shinton or Bobby Shinton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 you're incompetent which proffessional body are you registered with, so I can email them and have you struck off immediately p.s. Is it Robert Shinton or Bobby Shinton? Your spelling makes me cringe frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 you're incompetent which proffessional body are you registered with, so I can email them and have you struck off immediately p.s. Is it Robert Shinton or Bobby Shinton? Your spelling makes me cringe frequently. That pleeses me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 you're incompetent which proffessional body are you registered with, so I can email them and have you struck off immediately p.s. Is it Robert Shinton or Bobby Shinton? Mister to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker I have exactly the same egg poacher and the same thing happened with mine I jumped out of my skin it made such a loud bang What a load of rubbish, my microwave was plastered with egg an all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker I have exactly the same egg poacher and the same thing happened with mine I jumped out of my skin it made such a loud bang What a load of rubbish, my microwave was plastered with egg an all Euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker Surely the most over-cautious disclaimer ever employed on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 The microwave's ok for scrambled eggs btw. Just a little tip there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 You cannot whack a pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker I have exactly the same egg poacher and the same thing happened with mine I jumped out of my skin it made such a loud bang What a load of rubbish, my microwave was plastered with egg an all Euphemism. Not at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 Omelette make 5/10. No fusion between the two halves and the filling. Cheese in a microwave effing radio active, got a bottom lip like a coy carp. Should drop microwaved cheese on Iraq, that'll stop them in their tracks an altetrnative napalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Cheese in a microwave effing radio active, got a bottom lip like a coy carp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker If you are an engineer, there's no way you read the instructions ! I'm an engineer too, and the only time you pick up the instructions is after you hear a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I can only imagine the eggy farts emanating from Shinton of an afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Egg yoke stuck in his beard twizzler an'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 Egg yoke stuck in his beard twizzler an'all. Twizzler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker If you are an engineer, there's no way you read the instructions ! I'm an engineer too, and the only time you pick up the instructions is after you hear a bang. Heard the bangs, straight away gort a new one out the store, blamed the sparky. That must prove I'm a engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I paid good money for egg poachers suitable for the microwave. I followed the instructions, (I'm a engineer, I'm competent) Next thing bang, bang. It was like the somme (no disrespect intended) Looked in the microwave, nothing in the containers, wall to wall carnage. Had to wash the microwave out, the office smells like someone has shit in it (this may have happened cos the payroll lass whos sits nearest the kitchen looked ill) Binned the little fuckers. Tomorrow I have the microwavable ommelette maker If you are an engineer, there's no way you read the instructions ! I'm an engineer too, and the only time you pick up the instructions is after you hear a bang. Heard the bangs, straight away gort a new one out the store, blamed the sparky. That must prove I'm a engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanzo 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 The way you told that, had me in stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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