Radgina 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. You and your mate's grandma used to like taking saunas together? Ewwww..... now that has just put TL's horrendous post back in my head .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. You and your mate's grandma used to like taking saunas together? Ewwww..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I had a lush massage a few months back.. totally relaxed me, unfortunately I had to go straight home and finish a project for college which sort of undid all the good work. The only nightmare bit of the whole thing (apart from the paper knickers) was when she did my feet.. I can't STAND my feet being touched, I nearly kicked the poor cow in the face a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I had a lush massage a few months back.. totally relaxed me, unfortunately I had to go straight home and finish a project for college which sort of undid all the good work. The only nightmare bit of the whole thing (apart from the paper knickers) was when she did my feet.. I can't STAND my feet being touched, I nearly kicked the poor cow in the face a few times. Paper knickers?? The hipster doesn't wear paper knickers for no-one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Wor lass and I have a massage every couple of weeks. The best we have found are medicinal chinese masseuses. But unfortunately our regular masseuse pissed us off recently so we've been trying to find a new one. Cue us going to try a new establishment in a quieter suburb near home who offered sports and refexology massage, after arriving to a locked door which is answered by a scantily dressed thai woman, wor lass almost fell over with laughter as the masseuse with shocked face asked if we "both" wanted massage??? Mmm, obviously rub and tug aren't big with women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I had an indian head massage once. It was fanfuckintastic. Really chills you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34619 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. Wellsy mate, that is EASILY the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. "I love rubbing out the corks in players." Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. Wellsy mate, that is EASILY the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. "I love rubbing out the corks in players." Jesus wept! You want his number scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I had a lush massage a few months back.. totally relaxed me, unfortunately I had to go straight home and finish a project for college which sort of undid all the good work. The only nightmare bit of the whole thing (apart from the paper knickers) was when she did my feet.. I can't STAND my feet being touched, I nearly kicked the poor cow in the face a few times. My hands would turn those to papier mache tbh I'm that good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34619 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Aye, once you'd added your plaster of paris into the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Aye, once you'd added your plaster of paris into the mix. GUMPH! It's all in the hands tbh. It's like a karma sutra version of the Vulcan death grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Ask for a happy finish Sports massages are good. I went for one in town where the swimming pool is (next to Northumbria Uni). She was about 4 foot tall and about 6 foot wide. She had to walk sideways. Its better that you get a minger incase you get a boner. Having said that...more chance of groaning in pain rather than excitement with a deep tissue massage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Ask for a happy finish Sports massages are good. I went for one in town where the swimming pool is (next to Northumbria Uni). She was about 4 foot tall and about 6 foot wide. She had to walk sideways. Its better that you get a minger incase you get a boner. Having said that...more chance of groaning in pain rather than excitement with a deep tissue massage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Ask for a happy finish Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. Wellsy mate, that is EASILY the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. "I love rubbing out the corks in players." Jesus wept! Well in terms of them err screaming in agony... maybe screaming isnt the right word... but to see them crying in pain is quite humerous as they yell abuse at nothing. Quite a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Pansies eh? Must make you just want to rip your shirt off and stand there screaming at their pretty little pampered faces, in all your glory, their bottom lips quivering… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Pansies eh? Must make you just want to rip your shirt off and stand there screaming at their pretty little pampered faces, in all your glory, their bottom lips quivering… I believe the term you are looking for sammy is, fuckin' sheilas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Rack off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Rack off! Jolly good show old chap I think I might just do that! By the way, get a fuckin rat up ya ya fuckin gallah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34619 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Pair of daggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Pair of daggs. who you calling the knotted shit in the hair of sheep's arse??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Ask for a happy finish If you ask for that you'll get a quizzical look tbh. You are confusing 'finish me off' and a 'happy ending', although both will get you to the same place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Me ma's a licensed masseur, get all this shit for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Me ma's a licensed masseur, get all this shit for free Hopefully not the happy finish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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