Mice

[catmag 336]

Burn your house down, that will get the fuckers!

 

Yes burn the house down. That's an astonishingly good idea. Well done Goujon!

 

Chicken goujon!! Did you see what I did there? Did ya?!

 

Ahhh shaddap! He had 12 kinds of chicken on his lunchtime pizza man - it was topical

[peasepud 59]

I've said it once I'll say it again... you are all tramps. Mice meh!

[Park Life 70]

Cunts. That is the only way they can be described. Why don't they fuck off? I go to be every night knowing there's a mouse in my mattress, I've done everything to get rid of the cunts, even got a sonic boom thing for the hoose, but that only works down stairs, one of the cunts has bitten a two inch hole in my mattress, and I can't do anything till the new mattress comes next week. If Mice were a group of football fans they'd belong to Liverpool, they take things that aren't their's, they're dirty, the spread disease, they're noisy, and it doesnt matter what you do you can't get rid of the cunts. It's really stressing me this now.

 

I love mice. Contrary to popular beleif it is very healthy to have one or two around.

[Brock Manson 0]

Me cat Shawnee keeps bringing them in and they end up running behind the bookcase or gas fireplace.

 

Keep having to put the "humane" trap down.

[GeordieMessiah 0]

Me cat Shawnee keeps bringing them in and they end up running behind the bookcase or gas fireplace.

 

Keep having to put the "humane" trap down.

 

Shawnee? What sort of name is that?!!

 

Chavtastic, tbh.

[Brock Manson 0]

Me cat Shawnee keeps bringing them in and they end up running behind the bookcase or gas fireplace.

 

Keep having to put the "humane" trap down.

 

Shawnee? What sort of name is that?!!

 

Chavtastic, tbh.

 

Well I was going to call her "Stiffy" before people (on here as well) objected.

 

So Shawnee it was. Not a chavvy name at all.

[GeordieMessiah 0]

Me cat Shawnee keeps bringing them in and they end up running behind the bookcase or gas fireplace.

 

Keep having to put the "humane" trap down.

 

Shawnee? What sort of name is that?!!

 

Chavtastic, tbh.

 

Well I was going to call her "Stiffy" before people (on here as well) objected.

 

So Shawnee it was. Not a chavvy name at all.

 

Well, when the cats dies, get it stuffed at the taxidermists...then you can rename it "Stiffy".

[Brock Manson 0]

Me cat Shawnee keeps bringing them in and they end up running behind the bookcase or gas fireplace.

 

Keep having to put the "humane" trap down.

 

Shawnee? What sort of name is that?!!

 

Chavtastic, tbh.

 

Well I was going to call her "Stiffy" before people (on here as well) objected.

 

So Shawnee it was. Not a chavvy name at all.

 

Well, when the cats dies, get it stuffed at the taxidermists...then you can rename it "Stiffy".

 

*Speechless*

[The Fish 8994]

if you've got mice you haven't got Rats and that's a good thing

 

we caught one of mice by tempting it out with some brie on the floor and waiting for the little fucker to appear, one of the lads caught it in a pint glass, then transported it to the Hyde Park where we set it free.

 

could have sworn the little fucker looked up at us as if to say "Haway lads, a jokes a joke, but it's fucking dangerous out here man! I miss me wife and the bairns!"

[Guest stevieintoon]

if you've got mice you haven't got Rats and that's a good thing

 

we caught one of mice by tempting it out with some brie on the floor and waiting for the little fucker to appear, one of the lads caught it in a pint glass, then transported it to the Hyde Park where we set it free.

 

could have sworn the little fucker looked up at us as if to say "Haway lads, a jokes a joke, but it's fucking dangerous out here man! I miss me wife and the bairns!"

Hand on heart I don't know if they're here, but I think they are. How fuck does a hole appear in a mattress. I'm so fuckin paranoid, it's like am 19 and taken a dodgy E. I've not seen one for 3 month, surely I would have.