manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Margaret Thatcher, suffering from chronic bed sores as she shuffles off her mortal coil, begging for some relief: Nurse: The lady is not for turning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 It would be impossible not to shout "I'll be back" in a deep voice as you run to call the emergency services after coming across a stricken Arnie S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Kriss Akabussi's premature passing should never be allowed to go unpunctuated without a shrill "Awooooga". Before patting his widow condolingly on the fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Kriss Akabussi's premature passing should never be allowed to go unpunctuated without a shrill "Awooooga". Before patting his widow condolingly on the fanny. Or John Fashanu's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'd love to shout "Gatanga Gatanga aaaaaaiii aaaaaaaii!" at a distressed Lenny Henry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'd love to shout "Gatanga Gatanga aaaaaaiii aaaaaaaii!" at a distressed Lenny Henry. Spokesperson for Guys hospital, commenting on Henry's condition: The next few hours will be *Delbert Wilkins* Crucial *Delbert Wilkins* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 If Paul Chuckle had died, the rest of his family could have done the 'to you, to me' bit as pallbearers before ott comedy dropping the coffin on the way in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Michael Barrymore gets knocked over "aaaaaallllllllwhhhhiiiiiittttteeeeeee?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 If Paul Chuckle had died, the rest of his family could have done the 'to you, to me' bit as pallbearers before ott comedy dropping the coffin on the way in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 When delivering Jack Nicholsons urgent room service request for contraception.... "Heeeeeres (a) Johnnnnnny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 At Benny Hills funeral did the coffin bearers start running round all over the shop with it whilst a line of mourners formed and followed them in various states of undress? And if not, why not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Margaret Thatcher, suffering from chronic bed sores as she shuffles off her mortal coil, begging for some relief: Nurse: The lady is not for turning! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what I wouldn't give to be that nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 At Benny Hills funeral did the coffin bearers start running round all over the shop with it whilst a line of mourners formed and followed them in various states of undress? And if not, why not! Especially if they'd had that music playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 If Gervais was in some form of a smash and asked for help I'd have to utter out the immortal words.... "Is he having a laugh?." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 If Gervais was in some form of a smash and asked for help I'd have to utter out the immortal words.... "Is he having a laugh?." I'd be too busy shouting "serves you right you unfunny fat fuck" to actually think of any lines from his dreary sitcom tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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