Geordiesned 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Geordie Galactico! Tra la la la la! 27479[/snapback] I like it! But how about to the tune of the old Paulo Di Canio song instead? Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio... Geordie Galactico, Geordie Galactico... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Geordie Galactico! Tra la la la la! 27479[/snapback] I like it! But how about to the tune of the old Paulo Di Canio song instead? Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio... Geordie Galactico, Geordie Galactico... 27505[/snapback] Mint corking get it going. Mr Flintoff your not a nice person are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Geordie Galactico! Tra la la la la! 27479[/snapback] I like it! But how about to the tune of the old Paulo Di Canio song instead? Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio... Geordie Galactico, Geordie Galactico... 27505[/snapback] Mint corking get it going. Mr Flintoff your not a nice person are you 27520[/snapback] Oooh. another alteration. Same tune still; We've got Michael Owen you know, Geordie Galactico, We've got Michael Owen you know, Geordie Galactico... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Here's my little effort... Tune of Franz Ferdinand's Michael Toon is where you'll be, so heavenly, so score a goal for me Michael. So skilful, you're skilful so score a goal for me Michael. You're all that we see, we wanna see so score a goal for me Michael. So close now, to goal now so score a goal for me, so score a goal for me, so score a goal for me. Michael, you're the boy who'll make the goalnet rip. 30-yard rockets, or close in with a cheeky chip. Michael, you're the Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Fifty-two thousand Geordies let out a big roar Michael you're a hero ev'ry single time you score. Michael bring trophies on a silver platter now, Nothing matters now! This is what I am, I am a fan. So score a goal for me Michael. So strong now, team's strong now. So score a goal for me Michael. You're all that we see, we wanna see. So score a goal for me Michael. So close now, to goal now. So score a goal for me, so score a goal for me, SO SCORE A GOAL FOR ME! Michael, you're the boy who'll make the goalnet rip. 30-yard rockets, or close in with a cheeky chip. Michael, you're the Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Fifty-two thousand Geordies let out a big roar, Michael you're a hero ev'ry single time you score. Michael bring trophies on a silver platter now, Nothing matters now! Michael, you're the Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Michael, you're the Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Owenly one I ever want Fifty-two thousand Geordies let out a big roar, Michael you're a hero ev'ry single time you score. Michael bring trophies on a silver platter now, Nothing matters now, nothing matters now but you. Yeah! 27453[/snapback] That's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 especially the "Yeah!" at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Not for Owen, but for Boumsong in our next match after his two errors against Man U. "Don't blame it on Given, don't blame it on Titus, don't blame it on Taylor. Blame it on the Boumy! He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 "If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet, (CLAP CLAP) If your second name is Parker keep it neat, (CLAP CLAP) Drop your shoulder beat the sweeper, And then bend it round the keeper, If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet. (CLAP CLAP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 "If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet,(CLAP CLAP) If your second name is Parker keep it neat, (CLAP CLAP) Drop your shoulder beat the sweeper, And then bend it round the keeper, If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet. (CLAP CLAP) 27662[/snapback] Somewhere there is a gay cheerleading troupe missing their songwriter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 "If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet,(CLAP CLAP) If your second name is Parker keep it neat, (CLAP CLAP) Drop your shoulder beat the sweeper, And then bend it round the keeper, If you're Scotty and you know it pass to feet. (CLAP CLAP) 27662[/snapback] Somewhere there is a gay cheerleading troupe missing their songwriter. 27665[/snapback] You can't help but like it though, a good effort just not likely to be sung by toon fans at st. James'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'll better not share my "YMCA - Super Emre" effort then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'll better not share my "YMCA - Super Emre" effort then. 27672[/snapback] I really think you should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 (edited) Only joking, haven't got one. (give me a couple of hours to think of some lyrics ) Edited September 3, 2005 by Optimistic Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnufc 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Geordie Galactico! Tra la la la la! 27479[/snapback] I like it! But how about to the tune of the old Paulo Di Canio song instead? Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio... Geordie Galactico, Geordie Galactico... 27505[/snapback] Aye, works really well. About the tra la la la la, it could be a refernce to Owen being Bellamys replacement. Chaaaaarliiie N'Zogbia!! to the tune of 'Paulo Di Caneo' works brilliant too, already been sung in the Intertoto and for a few seconds v villa in L7, dunno if you heard it... try and get it going mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 (edited) (Voila!) "Toon fan, there's no need to feel down. I said Toon fan, when you walk to the ground I said Toon fan, with your bottle of Brown, There's no need to be unhappy! Toon fan, there's a place you can go I said Toon fan, every time you feel low. You can go there, and I'm sure you will find, Ev'ry ones fav'rite Turk on Tyne. It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re He knows every trick, which you men can enjoy Opposition fans he'll annoy... It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re Skills you couldn't have dreamed, tricks you couldn't think real. He can do anything thing he feels... Toon fan, you will surely agree. I said Toon fan, he's as good as Rob Lee. I said Toon fan, he can make real your dreams, But you got to know this one thing! He can, do it all by himself. I said Toon fan, he brings joy to yourself, The skill is rare, of our Super Emre, I'm sure he will score goals today. It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re He knows every trick, which you men can enjoy Opposition fans he'll annoy... You've got to go and watch, Su-per Em-re, you'll love the skill of the Su-per Em-re. Edited September 3, 2005 by Optimistic Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 That is soooooo gay! But excellent! Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Author Share Posted September 3, 2005 (Voila!) "Toon fan, there's no need to feel down. I said Toon fan, when you walk to the ground I said Toon fan, with your bottle of Brown, There's no need to be unhappy! Toon fan, there's a place you can go I said Toon fan, every time you feel low. You can go there, and I'm sure you will find, Ev'ry ones fav'rite Turk on Tyne. It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re He knows every trick, which you men can enjoy Opposition fans he'll annoy... It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re Skills you couldn't have dreamed, tricks you couldn't think real. He can do anything thing he feels... Toon fan, you will surely agree. I said Toon fan, he's as good as Rob Lee. I said Toon fan, he can make real your dreams, But you got to know this one thing! He can, do it all by himself. I said Toon fan, he brings joy to yourself, The skill is rare, of our Super Emre, I'm sure he will score goals today. It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re It's fun to stay and watch, Su-per Em-re He knows every trick, which you men can enjoy Opposition fans he'll annoy... You've got to go and watch, Su-per Em-re, you'll love the skill of the Su-per Em-re. 27710[/snapback] That brings tears to my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 may i just say 10/10 for effort with all the chants . i've actually saved my faveroutes to a word pad doc :oops: just point me out to the next time the toon are in the capital and look out for a pissed teen with zola on his new away shirt (if i can be bothered to go and put it on that is ) singing along to the E-M-R-E and the scotty parker . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 and we're all Super Luque nuts... "Super Luque nuts are we, Me and him and them and me. He'll show us what he can do, When he plays football in front of you. Freddie went to Spain and, flew back, Signing Luque means he'll wear white and black, Super Luque nuts are we, We're all Luque, loopy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 (edited) For Steven Taylor to "I Predict a Riot". "Ooh, watching Taylor mark Thierry, Is not very pretty I tell they. 'cause Steven's tackles are quite scary, And not very sensible either Tackled so he couldn't be beaten, He got in the way of the Frenchman Would never have happened to Shearer An old Novocastrian La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot Ooh, I tried once again against Rooney, He wore a shellsuit and attacked me, He said he'd dominate against me And wanted to take all the glory, I then put the black & white shirt on, And looked out for that ugly Scouse con, He's so fat, he eats pies by the dozen, He's not very sensible, La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot And if he doesn't crunch you out here, He's gonna crunch you out there. Watching Taylor mark Thierry, Is not very pretty I tell they. 'cause Steven's tackles are quite scary, And not very sensible either La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot Taylor starts a riot, Tackles start a riot And if he doesn't crunch you out here, He's gonna crunch you out there. Taylor starts a riot, Taylor starts a riot Taylor starts a riot, Taylor starts a riot!" Edited September 5, 2005 by Optimistic Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 JESUS WEPT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Somebody make him stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Somebody make him stop. 28492[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 GOLD All of this thread. Seeing as we're taking the piss, how about this to the bit they sing at the end of Bugsey Malone... Owen gets the ball then it's 1-0 to the toon la la la lalalalaaaaaa Nobby crossed it in and Shearer makes it 2' la la la lalalalaaaaaa' Repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 BABAYARO! Souness had the pleasure, to look for a left-defender, He chose one prone of injury. To play in-front of Given, and alongside the Boum France's brand new Desailly. Down the left he should fly, skinning players alive, Newcastle's new Olly B? On over fifty-grand, but he's always in the stands When our team and others meet. BABAYARO! He pulls his hamstring, hurts his knees. BABAYARO! He's always in infirmiries. BABAYARO! Most inj'ry prone in all the land! BABAYARO! He's no good sitting in the stand. BABAYARO! He hurts his thigh, even his hand. BABAYARO! A broken foot or swollen glands, BABAYARO! Come on, start playing for the fans. BABAYARO! BABAYARO! BABAYARO! We want you! We want you! We want you or a new recruit. If you like adventure, the doctor's you enter there they will remove that cast. Don't you hesitate, now doesn't it feel great? So get back on that pitch and fast. Now you've got no problems, you don't need an x-ray So don't you worry 'bout a thing But I'm sure there will be, another injury Running from your hands and knees. BABAYARO! He pulls his hamstring, hurts his knees. BABAYARO! He's always in infirmiries. BABAYARO! Most inj'ry prone in all the land! BABAYARO! He's no good sitting in the stand. BABAYARO! He hurts his thigh, even his hand. BABAYARO! A broken foot or swollen glands, BABAYARO! Come on, start playing for the fans. BABAYARO! BABAYARO! We want you! We want you! We want you or a new recruit. We want you! We want you! We want you or a new recruit. ...but...but...he gets hurt in water! ...hey...hey...look, men... Everytime he plays he gets an injury! We want you! Oh my goodness. We want you! He's pulled his hamstring again on the rowing machine! We want you! We want you! BABAYARO! BABAYARO! He pulls his hamstring, hurts his knees. BABAYARO! He's always in infirmiries. BABAYARO! Most inj'ry prone in all the land! BABAYARO! He's no good sitting in the stand. BABAYARO! He hurts his thigh, even his hand. BABAYARO! A broken foot or swollen glands, BABAYARO! Come on, start playing for the fans. BABAYARO! BABAYARO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 What tune is that to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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