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This cowboy rides into an old west town many years ago. He spots the local watering hole and rides his horse over there. He ties the horse up in front of the saloon and then takes a look around.

 

Then he proceeds to the back of the horse and lifts up his tail and looks around again. Next he kisses the horse right on the ass for a good 20-30 seconds. He releases his lip lock on the horses butt and drops the horses tail. Then he walks into the saloon and orders a whisky from the bartender.

 

At this time people are looking at him real funny because he now notices that his horse is parked right in front of a big window in the saloon.

 

The bar tender gives him the drink but first he asks the cowboy "I noticed you getting pretty friendly with your horse there buddy, I know its none of my business, but what the hell are you doing kissing the horse right on the ass?"

 

The cowboy takes a sip of his drink and then replies "Its simple bartender, I have chapped lips!"

 

The bartender says "Chapped lips eh? I didn't know that kissing a horse's butt cures chapped lips!"

 

"No, no, no" says the cowboy. "It doesn't cure chapped lips,

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but it sure stops you from lickin em!" :icon_lol:

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Even when I tried to read it in a Mexican accent I didn't laugh... :icon_lol:

 

whats with the fucking Mexican accent? He was from Arizona by the sea :icon_lol:

Better than the joke tbh

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