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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"

 

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

 

"Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"

 

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"you're knot hard, :lol:

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. you're knot in :rolleyes:

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and you're knot getting your money back." :blush:

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