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There's an obese wife kicking about the office today wearing only a pair of pinstripe pants with braces and a tight white vest underneath aforementioned braces. Looks fucking hideous.

 

Not only does this flout the dress code it' looks minging as the vest is obviously at least 3 sizes too small and you can see her rolls of fat trying to get out.

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Ive just found out theres a wife in my office got a reserved car parking space cos shes too fucking fat!

 

A reserved place is for senior members of staff or those who are disabled and have a letter from their doctors that states they have difficulty walking. and thats fair enough tbh.

 

 

but to get one cos your retaining too many pasties???? taking the piss i think.

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Ive just found out theres a wife in my office got a reserved car parking space cos shes too fucking fat!

 

A reserved place is for senior members of staff or those who are disabled and have a letter from their doctors that states they have difficulty walking. and thats fair enough tbh.

 

 

but to get one cos your retaining too many pasties???? taking the piss i think.

 

Totally agree. Theres all sorts at my place with disabled badges who get priviliged parking right next to the building whereas others are forced to use on street/pay and display parking. All very well but you want to see how far they walk to the pub or into town for their lunches mind!!!

 

I have nothing against genuinely disabled people having priviliged parking (obviously-thats who it should be for), but the abuse of the system is just shocking.

 

I watched a lass with a disabled badge alight a 4x4 from her elevated perch about four feet up and then totter off into town in her stiletto heels the other day. Absolutely disgusting, the perfectly ambulant bitch.

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Ive just found out theres a wife in my office got a reserved car parking space cos shes too fucking fat!

 

A reserved place is for senior members of staff or those who are disabled and have a letter from their doctors that states they have difficulty walking. and thats fair enough tbh.

 

 

but to get one cos your retaining too many pasties???? taking the piss i think.

 

Does it come free with a can of wd40 so she can grease her sides down to squeeze through the doors?

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Ive just found out theres a wife in my office got a reserved car parking space cos shes too fucking fat!

 

A reserved place is for senior members of staff or those who are disabled and have a letter from their doctors that states they have difficulty walking. and thats fair enough tbh.

 

 

but to get one cos your retaining too many pasties???? taking the piss i think.

 

Tip of the iceberg tbh,

 

on site theres a woman who has dizzy spells very irregularly (maybe once or twice a year) and in these instances she has to get her husband to come and collect her and the car so.......she has a reserved space so he knows where the car will be on these occasions!! :razz: now forgive me for being a bit dim but in the call asking him to come along couldnt she just say "and the car is parked..." fooker!

 

Theres also a woman who gets the odd headache, someone who had a heart problem 10 years ago and a bloke who (and i kid ye not) is allegic to dust.

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Disappointed that SMO has posted a pic tbh......

 

(that said, it is lunchtime - best not! :razz:)

It's illegal to take photos on site but if I clock her again before the day is out I'll do my best.

 

And as for these reserved bays, I had a knee operation a few years back, I can see it playing up soon and requiring a bay close to the building cos all this walking from 4 Lane Ends is doing untold damage!

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