snakehips 0 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the ocean, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn - I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back and lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them each a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse than that). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture. He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark now, not my friend and I won't be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........." "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Fuckin hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Oh my cod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I demand that minute of my life back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lazarus 0 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Oh Gaaawwwwd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ... I got a date over here with that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 come back bob, all is forgiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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