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A pregnant Irish woman is in a car crash and in a Coma for six months. When she awakes the first thing she realises is she's no longer pregnant.

 

Thankfully the Doctor is on hand to explain that both were born safely a boy and a girl, due to laws on registering children, the hospital had contacted her brother to chose suitable names for the children.

 

"Aw feck, not Benny!" the woman mutters, "he's a feckin' eejit... go on gimme the bad news what's he called me fine children"...

 

The Doctor looks a bit embarrassed.. "He's called your daughter Denice"

 

"Denice is not too bad, I'm amazed.. I actually like it... what about my boy?"

 

"Denephew"

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